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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny crazy silly
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny success men
Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful.
eggs hair looks
Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs! Diana Wynne Jones
eggs legs lips
The egg it is the source of all. Tis everyone's ancestral hall. The bravest chief that ever fought, The lowest thief that e'er was caught, The harlot's lip, the maiden's leg, They each and all came from an egg. Clarence Day
eggs impossible-things broken
I try to take care and be gentle to them. Words and eggs must be handled with care. Once broken they are impossible things to repair. Anne Sexton
eggs tea paper
I can remember the day when all that a professor was supposed to do was to mark "C minus" on students' examination papers, then gohome to tea. Nowadays they seem to feel that they must know just how much we (outside the university) eat, what we do with our spare time, and how we like our eggs. Robert Benchley
eggs broken mao
Stalin and Mao killed over 80 million and did not make omelets despite the broken eggs. Victor Davis Hanson
eggs games golden
I wonder how many eggs are in the golden goose? Todd Rundgren
eggs mediums
I love eggs fried over medium. Slick Rick
eggs results frying
It will be seen in the frying of the eggs. Miguel de Cervantes
eggs bird mind-blowing
Just to settle it once and for all: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg, laid by a bird that was not a chicken. Neil deGrasse Tyson
vegetables soil withdrawal
Vegetables deplete soil. They're extractive. If soil has a bank account, vegetables make the largest withdrawals. Dan Barber
vegetables green drink
I rely on a lot of green drinks to get my vegetables. Tim Tebow
vegetables water feelings
I used to go to this store called Draeger's and you had a little bit of that same feeling because this was a store that offered you so many varieties, things you'd never contemplated before, you know like 250 mustards and vinegars and over 500 different kinds of fruits and vegetables, or over 2 dozen different types of water. Sheena Iyengar
vegetables people trying
On the show, we are not trying to get people to eat their vegetables; we are not trying to get people to become Democrats. We are basically trying to encourage people to get involved with public life so that politics isn't left to the wealthy and privileged. Martin Sheen
vegetables roots use
All sorts of dung and compost contain some matter which, when mixed with the soil, ferments therein; and by such ferment dissolves, crumbles, and divides the earth very much. This is the chief and almost only use of dung. ... This proves, that its (manure) use is not to nourish, but to dissolve, i.e., divide the terrestrial matter, which affords nourishment to the Mouths of vegetable roots. His underestimate of the value of manure. Jethro Tull
vegetables soul carrots
You take souls for vegetables.... The gardener can decide what will become of his carrots but no one can choose the good of others for them. Jean-Paul Sartre
vegetables years profound
Every living thing is an elaboration of a single original plan. As humans we are mere increments - each of us a musty archive of adjustments, adaptations, modifications and providential tinkerings stretching back to 3,8 billion years. Remarkably we are even quite closely related to fruit and vegetables. About half the chemical functions that take place in a banana are fundamentally the same as the chemical functions that place in you. It cannot be said too often: all life is one. That is, and I suspect will ever prove to be, the most profound true statement there is. Bill Bryson
vegetables people sugar
Their diet is basically boiled vegetables, fish and rice. No fat, no sugar. You notice when you live there that there are no fat people. Arsene Wenger
vegetables kingdoms violence
Non-violence is the policy of the vegetable kingdom. H. G. Wells