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funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny humorous life-sucks
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. Aldous Huxley
funny successful
Nothing's funny about someone who's successful. Drew Carey
funny life men
I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason. Doug E. Fresh
funny humor trying
Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl. Dylan Moran
funny humor band
Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake.
funny humor hair
I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling.
funny moving humor
Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is it moving, get it!! It's a nun! FRY HER!! FRY HER!"
hard-work missing nerd
What nerds miss is that it takes hard work to make sales look easy. Peter Thiel
hard-work men ideas
[Great scientists] are men of bold ideas, but highly critical of their own ideas: they try to find whether their ideas are right by trying first to find whether they are not perhaps wrong. They work with bold conjectures and severe attempts at refuting their own conjectures. Karl Popper
goal trying may
My goal is to never lose. That may not be realistic, but I'm going to try. Jennie Finch
goal needs compass
You need to adjust your compass to an obtainable goal. Guillermo del Toro
goal problem nonsensical
Because our goals are not lofty but illusory, our problems are not difficult, but nonsensical. Ludwig Wittgenstein
goal simple win
The goal is simple ? we want to win the conference. Jeremy Howard
goal memory
The goal is for this to be a photographic memory of your information. Sundar Pichai
goal living
The goal is for this to be a living site. Craig Smith
goal shut
The goal is always to shut them out. Sam Smith
goal seek
The goal here is to keep them apprised and to seek their input. Chris Ullman
goal inclusive
The goal has always been to be more inclusive of all information.