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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
nicer relations states time
I very often compare relations between states to relations with people. Sometimes we are nicer to those we don't know well, who are not our friends, than we are to our friends, because with our friends we don't need to be nice all the time. Jose Manuel Barroso
nice overtime run super
It would be a nice way for this whole run to end with the first overtime Super Bowl. Al Michaels
nice
It would be nice if I could come back to Auburn. It would be nice to give back. Jonathan Simon
nice takes
It was very much a surprise. It's very nice when someone takes notice. Ann Beattie
nice road straight third win
This is our third straight win and to win on the road like this is a nice victory. Tim Ricketts
nice season
We're gunning for that. It would be nice to end the season with another win. Glenys Bakker
nice taken sides
I'm not great at having my picture taken and I don't enjoy that side of it very much but I enjoy being with my friends and it's nice to have a reunion. Carey Mulligan
nice says talked
We've talked about it. He says he'd like to do more. That would be nice to see. Ron Gardenhire
nice enemy good-person
I'm not a good person to have as an enemy; say nice things about me. Janice Dickinson
stupid thinking land
To people who think of themselves as God's houseguests, American enterprise must seem arrogant beyond belief. Or stupid. A nation of amnesiacs, proceeding as if there were no other day but today. Assuming the land could also forget what had been done to it. Barbara Kingsolver
stupidity way one-way
I'm only going one way. Babe Ruth
stupid decision impulsive
When you're 20, we all make stupid and impulsive decisions. Brian Bosworth
stupid thinking republican
It's like the neighborhood I would have grown up in, I think, if I had have grown up here. Alan Keyes
stupid stripes leopards
We all know the leopard can't change his stripes. Al Gore
stupidity stripes never-change
A leapord never changes his stripes. Al Gore
stupidity insanity world
Action without intelligence is a form of insanity, but intelligence without action is the greatest form of stupidity in the world. Charles Kettering
stupid week middle
You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid. Charles Barkley
stupid men knowing
Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all. Jane Austen