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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
offering giving citizens
We don't compete in the world by offering tax advantages to a few that we don't give to all our citizens and businesses Ed Miliband
offering product response
The response to our expanded product offering has been tremendous. Theresa Parker
offering quality matter
It doesn't matter what product or service you're offering; there is unlimited ability to improve the quality of anything. Tom Peters
offering asking littles
In matters of commerce the fault of the Dutch Is offering too little and asking too much. The French are with equal advantage content, So we clap on Dutch bottoms just twenty per cent. George Canning
offering long fit
As long as they keep offering me some good parts and so forth - there are some parts out there that fit me pretty well - I'll keep going for a while. Robert Duvall
offering sincere
incorrect, wrong, shameful. ... I am now offering my sincere apologies. Wojciech Jaruzelski
offering able habit
Of offering more than what I can deliver, I have a bad habit, it is true. But I have to offer more than I can deliver, To be able to deliver what I do. Ken Kesey
offering shows turned-down
I've turned down shows offering large amounts of money. Kevin Hart
offering use ornaments
It isn't money itself that causes the trouble, but the use of money as votive offering and pagan ornament. Lewis H. Lapham
dragons fire want
Destroy it?' Leo was appalled. 'You've got a life-size bronze dragon, and you want to destroy it?' 'It breathes fire,' Nyssa explained. 'It's deadly and out of control.' 'But it's a dragon! Rick Riordan
dragons old-days
There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon. Pat Oliphant
dragons heaven size
O to be a dragon, a symbol of the power of Heaven-of silk-worm size or immense; at times invisible. Felicitous phenomenon! Marianne Moore
dragons saint-george england
Saint George and the Dragon!-Bonny Saint George for Merry England!-The castle is won! Walter Scott