Famous Quotes & Sayings

David Pierce

Kelsey Grammer is wickedly funny. He's like an 8-year-old child. He's always doing pranks, and we have a great time.

Rob McKittrick

He is that guy in the movie. He is that funny guy who can get in your grill, and be funny about it. He's a lot more interesting in person than you usually see on the screen.

Trevor Noah

Most of my show is true; like, 90% of everything I say on stage is true. I just have to find the way to make it funny - that's the difficult thing.

Taylor Hawkins

Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.

Shaquille O'Neal

Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it's natural.

Maddie Ziegler

I think it's funny when people, they try to imitate the 'Chandelier' video. I think it's hilarious.

Seth Rogen

I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny.

Sandra Bullock

I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there.

Mike Pelfrey

He's been great to be around. But it still seems a little funny.

Triple H

Come on, Chris. It'll be just you, me, and the great, wide open over here.

Triple H

Looks to me, Vince, like you hit a hole in one.

Triple H

Room service. You like me fluff pillow?

Triple H

Parental Discretion is advised, but will be completely f*n, ignored

Triple H

For the love of God, does anybody got a toothbrush?

Triple H

There is always a plan B.

Triple H

Never fear because Triple H is here.

Triple H

Evolution is your solution.

Triple H

If I choose to come in this ring and walk over here and stand infront of the bald wonder twins and beat the living crap out of you, I can.

Cherry Jones

If you want to have more options as an actor, you just need to watch your weight, and I've ignored that fact for several years quite happily. Now the chicks have come home to roost.

Kevin Smith

Dudes know I'm not a threat. Chicks know I'm not a threat.

Andy Roddick

I've got some chicks out there, he's got some sweaty dudes.

Mike Epps

Yeah, I don't mess with chicks younger. They got to be almost thirty.

Pope Benedict XVI

Chicks bleed out their vaginas all the time.

Peter Farrelly

I always loved Kate Winslet, but after you meet her you really love her because she's a cool chick.

Avril Lavigne

Some chick came up to me and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her.

Dave Navarro

We're going to have the hottest chicks in Hollywood here,

J. D. Souther

A song of mine called 'I'll Take Care of You' was on that 'Wide Open Spaces' Dixie Chicks album.