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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
traveller beggar
A pauper traveller will sing before a beggar. Juvenal
travel adventure village
If adventures will not befall a young lady in her own village, she must seek them abroad. Jane Austen
travel adventure
Adventure is not something you travel to find. It's something you take with you, or you're not going to find it when you arrive. Diane Ackerman
travel matter scene
It's not the destination that matters. It's the change of scene. Brian Eno
travel home leaving
Everybody has to leave, everybody has to leave their home and come back so they can love it again for all new reasons. Donald Miller
travel gay reason
the only time travelers are really gay is when they are traveling for no good reason at all. Clare Boothe Luce
travel kids hobbies
I like to go to work, and also, I don't have any kids. I don't have any hobbies. I don't like to travel. So going to work is kind of it. Christopher Walken
travel kings men
Travel makes all men countrymen, makes people noblemen and kings, every man tasting of liberty and dominion. Amos Bronson Alcott
travel strong journey
Strong I am one of those who never knows the direction of my journey until I have almost arrived. Anna Louise Strong
homes mind money people spending
People don't mind spending money on their homes and basement. David Jones
home
No one was at home at the time. Yvonne Martinez
homes percent ten
Ten percent of our homes are now rentals. It's a big problem. Mary Scott
homes until
These are the homes we need to address, because we know they are not going to do anything with them until we take action, Dan Gallagher
home recovering
All are home now, and are recovering or have recovered. Dr. Denny
home split win
You really like to win the home games. Split on the road, win at home. That's how you win championships. Bill Trumbo
home sleep people
When you live in the present moment, time stands still. Accept your circumstances and live them. If there is an experience ahead of you, have it! But if worries stand in your way, put them off until tomorrow. Give yourself a day off from worry. You deserve it. Some people live with a low-grade anxiety tugging at their spirit all day long. They go to sleep with it, wake up with it, carry it around at home, in town, to church, and with friends. Here's a remedy: Take the present moment and find something to laugh at. People who laugh, last. Barbara Johnson
home funny-things cooking
The small things of life were often so much bigger than the great things . . . the trivial pleasure like cooking, one's home, little poems especially sad ones, solitary walks, funny things seen and overheard. Barbara Pym
home people mind
I suppose home is, for me, more of a state of mind. It's really more of about being where I want to be with people I care about. Augusten Burroughs