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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny success men
Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful.
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
nicer relations states time
I very often compare relations between states to relations with people. Sometimes we are nicer to those we don't know well, who are not our friends, than we are to our friends, because with our friends we don't need to be nice all the time. Jose Manuel Barroso
nice overtime run super
It would be a nice way for this whole run to end with the first overtime Super Bowl. Al Michaels
nice
It would be nice if I could come back to Auburn. It would be nice to give back. Jonathan Simon
nice takes
It was very much a surprise. It's very nice when someone takes notice. Ann Beattie
nice road straight third win
This is our third straight win and to win on the road like this is a nice victory.
nice season
We're gunning for that. It would be nice to end the season with another win.
nice taken sides
I'm not great at having my picture taken and I don't enjoy that side of it very much but I enjoy being with my friends and it's nice to have a reunion. Carey Mulligan
nice says talked
We've talked about it. He says he'd like to do more. That would be nice to see. Ron Gardenhire
nice enemy good-person
I'm not a good person to have as an enemy; say nice things about me. Janice Dickinson
weather tea today
What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself. Anton Chekhov
weather scotland religion
The religion in Scotland is one of the most patronising things... after the weather. Billy Connolly
weather weathermen
The weatherman is not only blamed for his failure to foretell, he is blamed for the weather itself. Chuck Jones
weather cold warm
I'm not into cold weather, I like warm weather. Amos Lee
weather political meteorology
Just as a poetic discussion of the weather is not meteorology, so an issuance of moral pronouncements or political creeds about the economy is not economics. Economics is a study of cause-and-effect relationships in an economy. Thomas Sowell
weather heaven guy
When I get to heaven I'm gonna find the guy in charge of the weather and kick his rear. Stephen Hawking
weather mood contradictory
I am a contradictory mess but I see it as my prerogative to change my mood like the weather. Shirley Manson
weather fascinated
I've always been fascinated by weather. Shepard Smith
weather married cold
I was so cold I almost got married. Shelley Winters