Famous Quotes & Sayings

Walton Goggins

I find that I have no problem getting a table at a restaurant when I walk in.

W. Somerset Maugham

I would sooner read a time-table or a catalogue than nothing at all. They are much more entertaining than half the novels that are written.

Mallory Ortberg

Diapers do not belong on the same table as food.

Scott Olson

They will turn the tables if they know someone is after them.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

The element of surprise wasn't allowed near the Periodic Table.

John Mulaney

I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table.

Henry James

She was a woman who, between courses, could be graceful with her elbows on the table.

Helena Rubinstein

Leave the table while you still feel you could eat a little more.

John Mayer

I've never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, 'We're full.'

Calvin Trillin

I don't cook. I don't know anything about food. I've never reviewed a restaurant.

Bobby Flay

Nothing goes perfectly, especially when you're opening a restaurant.

Amy Carlson

I'm a restaurant junkie.

Rene Redzepi

I only have the restaurant. If I do other things, it's only to do with the restaurant.

Rene Redzepi

The restaurant industry is brutal.

Ray Kroc

Customers tend to avoid a restaurant that's going aswamp in its own sludge.

Macaulay Culkin

I can go to any restaurant without a reservation, but while I'm there, everyone's gonna be staring.

Jessie J

I'm someone who'd never base how happy I am on how much money I have, or how good a restaurant is because of how posh it is.

Graeme Simsion

Restaurants are minefields for the socially inept