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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny success men
Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful. Benjamin Disraeli
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
death
This death sentence is not surprising. It had to be. Julius Rosenberg
death man
A man should be mourned at his birth, not at his death. Charles de Secondat
death gamer tricks
Death is the great gamer with a sleeve of tricks. Carson McCullers
death describe effect entire family full ripped
The only way I could describe it -- the full effect -- is like having a death in the family. The entire family was ripped apart. Susan Jovanovic
death fall dark
It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited, and that eventually all of us will end up underneath some sheet, never to wake up. And yet it is always a surprise when it happens to someone we know. It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down, through the air, and there is a sickly moment of dark surprise as you try and readjust the way you thought of things. Daniel Handler
death curiosity left
I have only one curiosity left: death. Coco Chanel
death men dying
Honey, we all got to go sometime, reason or no reason. Dying's as natural as living. The man who's too afraid to die is too afraid to live. Clark Gable
death lucky ends
At the end of your life, you're lucky if you die. Bret McKenzie
death baby forgive-me
For whose sake did you live, for whose sake did you die? Forgive me, baby, for what I didn't do. Bob Dylan
running home trying
I never go up there trying to hit a home run Brett Gardner
running princess army
Everyone gets scared, Princess. Even brave men sometimes run the first time they see battle. In armies, that's why there's so much training. The ones who hold aren't the courageous ones, they're the well-trained ones. We have instincts like any other animal. Brandon Sanderson
running mills wanted
I never wanted to be run of the mill. Barbara Jordan
running mills persons
I never intended to be a run-of-the-mill person. Barbara Jordan
running cutting ideas
The idea that you can't lose contact with the leaders has cut more throats than it has saved. Arthur Lydiard
running years effort
I discovered years ago that the best results in this respect could be gained by running 100 miles weekly at my near best aerobic efforts and that, supplementary to this, running as many easy miles as I could Arthur Lydiard
running habit daily-habits
When aerobic running becomes a daily habit, strength and confidence follow. Arthur Lydiard
running motivation exercise
You must realize one thing. In every little village in the world there are great potential champions who only need motivation, development and good exercise evaluation. Arthur Lydiard
running men legs
They're very tenacious. They're dedicated. Once a woman decides she's going to do something, she'll probably stick to it. The only problem with women is if there's anything wrong with them, they won't tell you. They'll get out there and run on one leg. They don't moan and groan like a lot of men do. Arthur Lydiard