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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
witty
You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside. Rain Bojangles
witty guilt accepting
The worst guilt is to accept an unearned guilt. Ayn Rand
witty humorous healing
You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. Ayn Rand
witty humorous voting
Vote early and vote often. Al Capone
witty should-have credit
Many get the repute of being witty but thereby lose the credit of being sensible. Jest has its little hour, seriousness should have all the rest. Baltasar Gracian
witty real character
The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty Dylan Moran
witty art money
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. e. e. cummings
witty remember telling-the-truth
Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember Abraham Lincoln
witty time humorous
But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. Andrew Marvell
falling-in-love smart men
Why would a man need both a wife and a mistress? A smart man would seek out and fall in love with a woman who can play both. Brenda Jackson
falling-in-love giving laughing
I just want to give people something to dance to, and something to cry to, and laugh to and fall in love to. Bonnie McKee
falling-in-love men idiot
I just loved playing a man who was unafraid of making an idiot of himself in the process of falling in love. I found that admirable. Ben Kingsley
falling-in-love fall people
some people fall in love over and over again while some people can only do it once. Ann Brashares
falling-in-love moving fate
I seem fated to pass through the world without colliding with it or moving it — and I'm sure I can't tell you whether the fate's good or evil. I don't die — I don't fall in love. And if other people die or fall in love they always do it when I'm just not there. E. M. Forster
falling-in-love philosophy mistake
This isnt the time to make hard and fast decisions, this is a time to make mistakes. Take the wrong train and get stuck somewhere. Fall in love, a lot. Major in philosophy, because theres no way to make a career out of that. Change your mind and change it again, because nothings permanent. Anna Kendrick
falling-in-love writing swimming
Ideas are floating like fish. Desire for an idea is like a bait on a hook. If you desire an idea, it pulls and it makes a kind of a bait. Ideas will come swimming up. And you don't know them until they enter the conscious mind. And then bingo! There it is! You know it instantly. And then more come in. If you go fishing for ideas, a lot of ideas will just pop in. And one of them will make you fall in love. David Lynch
falling-in-love war romance
Your love has build me from strength to strength. It has made me a stronger and better person than I was. There is nothing that love cannot change darling. Once you fall in love, even wars turn to love stories. Thomas More
falling-in-love falling-apart bed
All the time we spent in bed, counting miles before we said, fall in love and fall apart, things will end before they start. Sufjan Stevens