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funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny humorous life-sucks
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. Aldous Huxley
funny life men
I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason. Doug E. Fresh
funny humor band
Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake. Dylan Moran
funny humor opening-up
As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna go kill other people, you're killing all the right people and opening up all the best parking spaces. Doug Stanhope
funny humor trying
I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic.
funny humor alcohol
They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point.
funny cancer humor
All illegal narcotics are medicinal. Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it, with little or no side effects if used as directed. Life's temporary for a reason, it gets boring after awhile. You should be inventing new drugs is what you should be doing! Newer, crazier drugs... and more holes, that's what you ladies need!
educational giving decision
Train your staff (if you have any) to be always helpful, courteous, and knowledgeable. Most importantly, give every member of your staff enough information and power to make those small customer-pleasing decisions, so he never has to say, "I don't know, but so-and-so will be back at..." Susan Ward
educational irony promotion
The irony of good customer service is that over time it will bring in more new customers than promotions and price slashing ever did!
education nice play
My education was doing good plays and also stinkers. When you do a stinker, you learn how to act. I like having to audition. It's nice to do rehearsals. But it's with an audience that you get to love it! Jeffrey Tambor
education practice mathematics
The more I work and practice, the luckier I seem to get. Gary Player
education book reading
Upon books the collective education of the race depends; they are the sole instruments of registering, perpetuating and transmitting thought. Harry S Truman
education event focus
The focus of the event is education and fun. Scott Roemhildt
education teacher letters
If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter. Marcus Tullius Cicero
education book answers
They read all the books, but they can't find the answers. John Mayer
education careers years
When they've tortured and scared you for 20 odd years, then they expect you to pick a career. John Lennon
truth hideous
The truth--a hideous spectacle! Conrad Aiken
truth honesty lying
Honesty consists of the unwillingness to lie to others; maturity, which is equally hard to attain, consists of the unwillingness to lie to oneself. Sydney J. Harris
truth mistake believe
Ignorance is preferable to error, and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing than he who believes what is wrong. Thomas Jefferson
truth disillusionment
Disillusionment is not truth. Mason Cooley
truth power errors
Errors are more numerous than truths, but fortunately too divided among themselves to take power.
truth phantoms truth-is
Truth is a necessary phantom.
truth want bathroom
Birth dates and bathroom scales tell more truth than I want to know.
truth suits cases
Somehow even a popular fallacy has an aspect of truth when it suits one's own case. Margaret Oliphant
truth miracle monsters
I have never known a greater miracle, or monster, than myself. Michel de Montaigne