Famous Quotes & Sayings

Ryan Dunn

Bam:Let's see if we can rock and knock this thing over. Ryan:Yeah, thats how I wanted to spend my afternoon... dead.

Kym Whitley

I've always wanted to work with children, to help people, and to be funny.

Neil Innes

So we used to look for funny songs, and learn them and play them. And we used to play them in pubs.

Ali Farahnakian

Teaching someone to be funny is like teaching someone to be fast. They're already fast. You're just making them faster.

Chris Austin

Sometimes students find it funny when it happens to someone else.

Maisie Williams

Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes.

Jenny Lewis

Sometimes people come to my shows and think I'm a Christian artist, and they put their hands up in the air, like they do. But first of all, I'm a Jewish girl from the Valley, and I'm from Los Angeles. It's funny to be misinterpreted.

Allison Jones

Pretty people don't keep comedies on the air. Funny people keep comedies on the air.

Chris Parnell

'Saturday Night Live' is a very particular beast. What it celebrates are individuals who can stand out. I did good work there, but going onstage and saying, 'Hey! Hey! Look at me! Aren't I funny?' - that just wasn't my instinct.

Cassandra Clare

Read everything! Don't just read things that are in your comfort zone or things that you think you're already going to like. Experiment; try new stuff and try new genres. If you read a lot of romance, then start reading mystery. If you read a lot of mystery, start reading fantasy.

Johnny Depp

Oh, boy. I think if a lot of actors think he's overrated, they have to go back and look at some of the stuff he did.

J. Hoover

After all the stuff he's been through this is really minor.

Carl Olson

Stuff has to get updated all the time.

Rich Kilgour

Right now we're a .500 club, but we know we're better than that. Hopefully, we'll get our stuff together on the road.

Janet Allen

That's what we put up with here. We don't need that type of stuff here.

Lance Randall

That's how (Kyle) uses his head. He bounces stuff off of it.

Brett Ratner

I look for stuff that I'm passionate about.

Anthony Weiner

You've gotta stop making stuff up.

S. Walker

People can't even open their mouths to talk to him, they are in awe.

Dakota Johnson

Sometimes your parents are the ones with the biggest mouths of all time.

Billie Joe Armstrong

I just open my mouth and out it comes.

David Bowie

Time takes a cigarette, puts it in your mouth.

Ally Carter

You switched the days," I said, dismayed. "You blew the tire. You..." I trailed off, probably because the next words out of my mouth were either going to be "You are enough to do this?" or "You're destined for a life of crime." It was a toss-up either way.

Dolly Parton

Sometimes my mouth is a little too big and a little too open and sounds too much like a sailor.

Chuck Palahniuk

Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?

Anna Maria Chavez

What gets posted online is not short term, and is open for easy misinterpretation. Messages and pictures spread faster through the Internet than they ever could by word of mouth.

Anne Sexton

The Saints come, as human as a mouth, with a bag of God in their backs, like a hunchback, they come, they come marching in.