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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
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The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
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When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
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I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
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Normality highly values its normal man. It educates children to lose themselves and to become absurd, and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed perhaps 100, 000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years. R. Laing
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Pre-K is gradually being integrated into the K-12 education system nationwide. In a state that has so many great universities like Purdue, Indiana and Notre Dame, it's a shame (Indiana) won't do more to ensure its own children are better prepared to enter those schools with high quality pre-K.
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I've seen a demonstration for children when they all stand around a piano to play a piece of music, but each person can only play their note. It's a similar concept. David Harris
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I've read up on magic, and I think it sets you free, and it gives you hope. You can explore worlds you didn't know existed. It stretches your imagination, and I like my own imagination to be stretched and also the children I'm telling the story to. It gives you a sense of wonder. Jenny Nimmo
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I've noticed them before, but I never really thought about using them. Maybe if I was shopping with young children I'd use them.
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I've no patience for people who say they never watch television. It's a great way to keep in touch with popular culture, and it's important that children can relate to what their schoolmates are watching. Terry Wogan
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I've never understood why the end of a relationship - especially one involving children - has to immediately signal a descent into hatred and toxicity.
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It would be advantageous for children to actually go into the classroom to learn about Michigan history.
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It would be better if they had more reading lessons, definitely. Even if the children were encouraged by some other member of the education set-up - it doesn't have to be a qualified teacher.
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OMG, I am a married woman! Brooke Burns
married cases
A case of can't do with, can't do without, that's why I married him again. Dionne Warwick
married word
Cuckoo, cuckoo; O, word of fear,Unpleasing to a married ear! William Shakespeare
married says sing
I sing everywhere. I have a very patient husband. He says he doesn't mind. But we've only been married a year and a half! Anne Hathaway
married obsessed until work
I was obsessed with work in my youth. It's why I didn't get married until I was 38 and the reason I didn't have kids. Pam Ferris
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When you're married to somebody iconic, people tend to notice him. Pattie Boyd
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I loved you because there was no other place for me to go. We were married because we did not know what else to do with each other. You never knew me, nothing about me, what died inside me, what lived invisibly. Aleksandar Hemon
married states stills
If you do get married, get a prenup. It's not about money at all. It's about having a document that states how you'll dissolve your marriage while you still have a shred of respect for each other. Alec Baldwin
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A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but now works so she doesn't have to get married. Anna Magnani