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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
husband knows primarily register women
Primarily it's women who will come in and say, 'These are the things that I am wanting, and I want to register for them so when my husband comes in he knows what I want,' Linda Hall
husbands identities lose society women
Our society is set up so that most women lose their identities when their husbands die. Lynn Caine
husband children grateful
I am divorced, and one of the things I am tremendously grateful for is that my ex-husband and I made a decision to go through mediation. I knew a trial would drag on for years, would cost me everything, but worse, would be devastating for our four small children. Jane Green
husband thinking stuff
I'm not looking for a husband or marriage or not not looking for that stuff. I'm living, not thinking what I should or shouldn't be doing with my life. Cameron Diaz
husband wife taste
It's not because I'm bitter or because I don't agree with him politically. I've always been a registered Republican. But it's bad taste to talk about ex-husbands and ex-wives, that's all. Also, I don't know a damn thing about politics. Jane Wyman
husband children loss
As to adultery, let it be held disgraceful, in general, for any man or woman to be found in any way unfaithful when they are married, and called husband and wife. If during the time of bearing children anything of the sort occur, let the guilty person be punished with a loss of privileges in proportion to the offense. Aristotle
husband adore
I have a husband who adores me. Elizabeth Edwards
husband cake faces
She glanced across to where Tilly and her brand new husband were posing for photographs, Tilly fluttering a fan coquettishly in front of her face. 'Unfortunately I didn't realise there was a French Revolutionary theme.' 'The Marie-Antoinette thing?' said Dexter. 'Well at least we know there'll be cake. David Nicholls
husband men married
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth. Thomas Fuller
persons positive-person
I am a positive person and do not allow things to get on top of me. Jamie Redknapp
persons universe
To love a person is to love their universe. Deepak Chopra
persons
You see persons and things not as they are but as you are. Anthony de Mello
persons
I'm much nicer in person than on Twitter. Chrissy Teigen
persons just-one
But you can love more than just one person, can't you? F. Scott Fitzgerald
persons competitive-person
I'm more a competitive person. Felix Baumgartner
persons
I just like being a regular person. Jhene Aiko
persons hard
I am a hard person to love but when I love, I love really hard. Tupac Shakur
persons
I am a person who is not mated. Sarah Paulson