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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny success men
Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful. Benjamin Disraeli
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
party games next
There was a time when all I cared about was the next game, the next party, the next tee time. Brett Favre
party always-trying america
President Obama hosted a state dinner for British Prime Minister David Cameron. The president and the British are getting along a lot better lately. They love to compare notes on ways the Tea Party's always trying to overthrow their rule in America. Argus Hamilton
party made backgrounds
We are a heterogeneous party made up of Americans of diverse backgrounds. Barbara Jordan
party order innovation
We are a party of innovation. We do not reject our traditions, but we are willing to adapt to changing circumstances, when change we must. We are willing to suffer the discomfort of change in order to achieve a better future. Barbara Jordan
party community together
The place where the interests of all parties come together is the international community, along with its resolutions. Bashar al-Assad
party two-sides middle
If you are going to be a mediator or arbitrator you have to be in the middle between the two sides; you cannot take sides only with one party. Bashar al-Assad
party dull wit
[On a dull party:] It was a fête worse than death. Barbara Stanwyck
party mean hands
State ownership! It leads only to absurd and monstrous conclusions; state ownership means state monopoly, concentrated in the hands of one party and its adherents, and that state brings only ruin and bankruptcy to all. Benito Mussolini
party people guy
You guys have so much energy. I threw a party in Toronto and there were, like, 4,000 people who couldn't get in. Jamie Foxx
people train year
People train for this all year like the Olympics. Michael White
people winter
People think, 'It's a winter hike, I don't have to take as much water,' but they do. Sarah Davis
people risen
People see me and they think, "He's risen from the dead. Richard M. Nixon
people stuff thinks weeks ya
People say this stuff like they just thought of it, ... Everyone thinks they're so clever. I'm like, 'Heard that two weeks ago. Where ya been?' Jon Jansen
people sort
People say that sort of thing and I just think, nah, Alison Goldfrapp
people stuff
People say stuff at the games. But most of the people, especially here in Minnesota, have been amazing. Juan Rincon
people tree
People say one tree doesn't make a difference, but really they do. Bill Butler
people polarized politics
People say, 'Oh, politics is so polarized today,' and I'm thinking... '1861, that was polarized.' P. J. O'Rourke
people
People say: 'Oh, it's only acting,' but it's not ever just acting. At least not with me. Rhys Ifans