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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny niece dumb
To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god. Celine Dion
funny new-year writing
I know. I'm lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have 'til December, right? Catherine O'Hara
girls learned trying
It was a long day. But the girls learned a lot and they're trying to find their way. Gary Carr
girl dream guy
I bet you there's a lot of guys who dream of having a girl that fine. Brett Hull
girl doctors tests
I’m a hypochondriac. Before I go all the way, I send the girl to the doctor and check them for everything. My doctor has a test to tell if you’re going to catch something in the future even. Brett Ratner
girl sports believe
It's been six years since I have had a drink and I have two girls, and my priorities are a lot different now and I just can't believe I was that guy. And I would not go back, I would not trade the way I am now for anything. Brett Favre
girl manipulation cold
I would never have supposed that inexperienced girl was capable of such cold-blooded, calculating manipulation! Barbara Mertz
girl dating-someone lists
When I'm dating someone, I have a list called my 'Oh No Nos.' If a woman commits a Oh No No, it can end the relationship. Not loving '90s R&B music is #3 on the Oh No Nos list. Girl don't even know who Ginuwine is. Aziz Ansari
girl night thinking
I may see somebody in a club one night and go, Wow, she's the most attractive girl I've seen in a long time. Then I'll see her the next night and be like, Oh no, I don't think so. Brian Austin Green
girl home michigan
I'm from Michigan and a down-home girl. Jana Kramer
girl book years
I was obsessed with girls when I was 13 years old; I wasn't really into books. Jamie Campbell Bower
sexy hate hair
I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't. Carrot Top
sexy attitude fun
I like to have a lot of fun. I just don't see myself as being sexy. It's more sass - more attitude - than sex. Janet Jackson
sexy scotch tape
If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples. Demetri Martin
sexy art avid
I'm such an avid magazine reader - music, art, beauty magazines - and I found that food and restaurants were pouring into everything I cared about. Whether it was the pop-up concept, or some mysterious mini-mall restaurant, I got swept up in the sexy romance of the food movement. Drew Barrymore
sexy growing-up growing
I had nothing growing up, but I always wanted to be 'sexy,' even before I knew what the word was. Dolly Parton
sexy jobs hands
The creative person basically has two kinds of jobs: One is the sexy, creative kind. Second is the kind that pays the bills. Sometimes the task at hand covers both bases, but not often. Derek Sivers
sexy strong powerful
I define sexy as a real salt-of-the-earth woman who knows who she is, who feels strong and powerful. Andie MacDowell
sexy immature needs
I don't need to prove I'm an adult by being ultra-sexy that's immature Aly Michalka
sexy real thinking
I think a good role model has to be sexy. Real, empowered, self-possessed women are sexy. When you're really in control of your choices, your mood, your body, and your opinions, people find you sexy. Amanda Palmer