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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny stupid men
Men know everything - all of them - all the time - no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are. Andrea Dworkin
funny dog people
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. Alphonse de Lamartine
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny stupid science
The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency. Albert Einstein
funny motivational inspiring
Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves. Albert Einstein
funny hilarious education
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein
funny football distance
Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out. Alex Ferguson
fashion thinking nba
The NBA definitely has some trendsetters that stay up on the latest fashion, but I think you're starting to see guys like myself and others get some much-deserved respect in the style department. Cam Newton
fashion art style
Style is the answer to everything. A fresh way to approach a dull or dangerous thing. To do a dull thing with style is preferable to doing a dangerous thing without it. To do a dangerous thing with style is what I call art. Charles Bukowski
fashion thinking said
I've always said fashion is like roast chicken: You don't have to think about it to know it's delicious. Alber Elbaz
fashion thinking needs
Fashion is not always about what's new, it's also about what's good. And I think if you need to see what's good, you have to be there. Alber Elbaz
fashion hate life-is
To be a fashion critic is easy because you just say, 'I love it, I hate it,' but life is more than love and hate. Alber Elbaz
fashion real simple
I think that we are in a very strange time, when everybody is thinking about what is going to happen, and everybody is kind of cleaning house a little bit. In the fashion world, we are doing something similar. We are taking the fake out and being a little bit more real and simple. Alber Elbaz
fashion winning thinking
I think fashion is about longevity and doing your work. It isn't about winning or losing. It's about process, keeping it going. Alber Elbaz
fashion fantasy
Fashion is about having a fantasy. Alber Elbaz
fashion design feelings
Pure, intense emotions. It's not about design. It's about feelings. Alber Elbaz
women equality history
Until we get equality in education, we won't have an equal society. Sonia Sotomayor
women
Women have every right; they just have to excercise them. Victoria Woodhull
women people understanding
My understanding of Twitter was that it was a bunch of famous people telling you when they're going to the bathroom. And, that was not something I wanted to be part of. Kerry Washington
women knitting trouble
Women like to sit down with trouble - as if it were knitting. Ellen Glasgow
women
After over 200 years, not even a fifth of Congress is women. Nancy Pelosi
women struggle together
Some women are meant to change the world, while others are meant to hold it together. And then there are those of us who simply don't want to be in it, because we know no matter how much we struggle, we can't comfortably fit. Jodi Picoult
women eden lost
If woman lost us Eden, such As she alone restore it. John Greenleaf Whittier
women growing demand
If we're not growing, we must feel guilty, because we are not fulfilling Christ's demand. Eva Burrows
women halloween gay
I would love if gay men responded to me. All I want is for many gay men to dress up as me for Halloween. Mindy Kaling