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funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny humorous life-sucks
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. Aldous Huxley
funny successful
Nothing's funny about someone who's successful. Drew Carey
funny life men
I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason. Doug E. Fresh
funny humor trying
Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl. Dylan Moran
funny humor band
Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake.
funny humor hair
I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling.
funny moving humor
Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is it moving, get it!! It's a nun! FRY HER!! FRY HER!"
women equality history
Until we get equality in education, we won't have an equal society. Sonia Sotomayor
women
Women have every right; they just have to excercise them. Victoria Woodhull
women people understanding
My understanding of Twitter was that it was a bunch of famous people telling you when they're going to the bathroom. And, that was not something I wanted to be part of. Kerry Washington
women knitting trouble
Women like to sit down with trouble - as if it were knitting. Ellen Glasgow
women
After over 200 years, not even a fifth of Congress is women. Nancy Pelosi
women struggle together
Some women are meant to change the world, while others are meant to hold it together. And then there are those of us who simply don't want to be in it, because we know no matter how much we struggle, we can't comfortably fit. Jodi Picoult
women eden lost
If woman lost us Eden, such As she alone restore it. John Greenleaf Whittier
women growing demand
If we're not growing, we must feel guilty, because we are not fulfilling Christ's demand. Eva Burrows
women halloween gay
I would love if gay men responded to me. All I want is for many gay men to dress up as me for Halloween. Mindy Kaling
talking time
They're so crispy. You're talking a long time ago here. Ann Gard