Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jalal Talabani

He killed people to protect them, ... He put hundreds of thousands of people in mass graves to protect Iraq.

Rudyard Kipling

There's no jealousy in the grave.

William Hazlitt

A grave blockhead should always go about with a lively one - they show one another off to the best advantage.

John McKay

The Kentucky graves surprise some visitors. They think Kentucky was a Confederate state.

Pat Robertson

I am remarkably pleased with Obama. I had grave misgivings about him.

Paul Erdos

There'll be plenty of time to rest in the grave.

Margaret Cavendish

Marriage is the grave or tomb of wit.

Julie Garwood

If you get yourself killed, I'll find your grave and spit on it," she threatened.

Patrick Stump

Steven Tyler isn't in Aerosmith anymore, but his gravestone will probably say something about Aerosmith.

Nizam Idris

I would say it's more within my expectations.

John Pomfret

I think you're a witness and a recorder.

Michael Mann

We're number-crunching to see what we can do within our mandate.

Rob Brydon

I like witty people, people who can be witty on the spot.

Richelle Mead

My commentary's hilarious, not witty.

Richelle Mead

I always love it whenever Rose delivers one of her witty one-liners—particularly when it’s a completely serious situation. The contrast always amuses me, but then, I’m biased.

Umberto Eco

A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny.

Truman Capote

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.

Virginia Woolf

I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it.

William Shatner

I'm not going to have a tombstone. I'm going to be tossed in the air. Ashes, tossed like a salad.

Roger Goodell

The one thing I would hope would go on my tombstone is, 'I made my parents proud.'

Vladimir Lenin

Bah, tombstones are only good for pigeons to sit on

Rodney Dangerfield

I don't get no respect

Will Rogers

If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.

Will Rogers

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! If we ever pass out as a great nation we ought to put on our tombstone 'America died from a delusion that she had moral leadership.'

Yul Brynner

When I am dead and buried, on my tombstone I would like to have it written, 'I have arrived.' Because when you feel that you have arrived, you are dead.

Walter Winchell

Here lies Walter Winchell in the dirt he loved so well.

Rudyard Kipling

And the end of the fight is tombstone white with the name of the late deceased, and the epitaph drear, "A Fool lies here who tried to hustle the East."