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funny growing-up humor
When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13. Adam Carolla
funny humor two
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
funny humor two
I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
funny humor thinking
Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.
funny humor driving
Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
funny humor guy
He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
funny humor giving
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
funny nice humor
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
funny two next
I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
good knew second south team
South is a very good team and I knew they were going to be much more competitive the second round. Marcelo Enriquez
good guy meal special speed teams
Special teams will be his meal ticket. He's got good speed and good hands. He's a real good 51, 52 or 53-type guy on the roster who can do a lot of things for you.
good penalty special teams
Special teams was good tonight, especially the penalty kill. Kyle McLaren
good hit hung needed opposition shot
One good shot from the opposition (centre guard) and that's all they needed to win. We had to hit at least three-quarters and it hung straight. That's curling.
good hands head hundred strong
One good head is better than a hundred strong hands Thomas Fuller
good
One can say all they want about politicians, but politicians to other politicians, their word is almost always good.
good guys help local love
Once you get to this point, you just want to see the local guys do well. Dustin is a good kid, and we love to help as much as possible.
good leap mentally screen sound wrap
Once you wrap that screen around, and you get really good sound you get immersed, ... You mentally make the leap that you're in this game. It's really amazing.
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One day I'm going to write a straight-ahead story. I really want to, but I can't at the moment. I'm not very good at it right now. Stephen Malkmus