Famous Quotes & Sayings

Umberto Eco

A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny.

Truman Capote

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.

Woody Allen

Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds.

Woody Allen

I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.

Woody Allen

Your self-esteem is a notch below Kafka.

Robyn Carr

Count on Jill Shalvis for a witty, steamy, unputdownable love story.

Virginia Woolf

Old Madame du Deffand and her friends talked for fifty years without stopping. And of it all, what remains? Perhaps three witty sayings. So that we are at liberty to suppose either that nothing was said, or that nothing witty was said, or that the fraction of three witty sayings lasted eighteen thousand two hundred and fifty nights, which does not leave a liberal allowance of wit for any one of them.

Samuel Goldwyn

They stayed away in droves.

Samuel Goldwyn

Keep a stiff upper chin.

Aidan Quinn

I think it's a pretty down-the-middle, wholesome show.

Jose Saramago

Each part in itself constitutes the whole to which it belongs.

Tama Janowitz

I felt my whole life was a facsimile of a life.

Magic Johnson

Assists is what Earvin is all about. That's what my whole life has been, assisting others.

Cesare Pavese

It had to happen to you, to concentrate your whole life on one point, and then discover that you can do anything except live at that point.

Robert Holden

Whenever you heal any relationship, your whole life improves - and that counts for double with family.

Stacey King

Family makes life whole to me.

Mike White

My whole life I've been a seeker, searching for something.

Lance Bass

I'm more liberated and happy than I've been my whole life. I'm just happy.