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witty humorous voting
Vote early and vote often. Al Capone
witty cutting winning
HENRY: Now it is necessary to court her, and win her, and put on this clean dressing gown, and cut my various nails, and drink something that will kill the millions of germs in my mouth, and say something flattering, and be witty and bonny, and hale and kinky, all just to ease this wrinkle in the groin. It seems a high price. Donald Barthelme
witty time watches
The days of the digital watch are numbered. Tom Stoppard
witty truth honesty
It is better to be quotable than to be honest. Tom Stoppard
witty mad people
Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone. Tina Fey
witty smart thinking
I think about Aaron Rodgers, he's like Chris Evans before he got the HGH injection in Captain America. But before he was super smart and was still witty and stuff. That's how I see Tom Brady. Michael Bennet
witty father sides
My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. Maurice Sendak
witty struggle warrior
Women should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives. The struggle for equality continues unabated, and the woman warrior who is armed with wit and courage will be among the first to celebrate victory. Maya Angelou
witty thinking cynicism
I like quips. I like whiffs of cynicism and I think they can be witty. But I don't really know where wittiness is constructive. Matthew McConaughey
humorous bad-ass men
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. Chuck Norris
humorous majority vote
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. Thomas Reed
humorous shut-up pears
No. Now, shut up and eat your pears. Suzanne Collins
humorous gay night
If it is gay, ribald and lascivious night-life you are after, Israel is not the place for you. The night clubs you do find are nearer in spirit to a YMCA than to dens of iniquity. George Mikes
humorous personality sides
I'm not a robot; I have a personality and I have emotions. I have a humorous side to me and an angry side to me. Jeff Gordon
humorous coffee tea
Coffee isn't my cup of tea. Samuel Goldwyn
humorous hunting ideas
It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't P. G. Wodehouse
humorous voice numbers
The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number. P. G. Wodehouse
humorous shipping rough
It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping. Milton Berle
heart people knows
Anytime you do something from the heart, people just know it. Brad Paisley
heart roots tree
A tree lives on its roots. If you change the root, you change the tree. Culture lives in human beings. If you change the human heart the culture will follow. Jane Hirshfield
heart hinges
How silently the heart pivots on its hinge. Jane Hirshfield
heart waiting growth
Without the heart to ground it and open it to who we really can be as human beings, the brain is a very dangerous machine. A machine that is saying: we've got to have economic growth; we've got to have unending economic growth, otherwise societies will collapse. And yet there should be something saying: wait a minute, this isn't going to work. Jane Goodall
heart
Nothing but the heart can change the heart. Carroll O'Connor
heart matter being-the-best
You always just have to be the best that you can be. And if you know that in your heart, then that's all that matters. Bella Thorne
heart fickle world
A fickle heart is the only constant in this world Diana Wynne Jones
heart thinking knives
We think of it as a sort of traffic accident of the heart. It is an emotion that scares us more than cruelty, more than violence, more than hatred. We allow ourselves to be foiled by the vagueness of the word. After all, love requires the utmost vulnerability. We equip someone with freshly sharpened knives; strip naked; then invite him to stand close. What could be scarier? Diane Ackerman
heart people body
I pity from the bottom of my heart any nation or body of people that is so unfortunate as to get entangled in the net of slavery. Booker T. Washington