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witty humorous voting
Vote early and vote often. Al Capone
witty should-have credit
Many get the repute of being witty but thereby lose the credit of being sensible. Jest has its little hour, seriousness should have all the rest. Baltasar Gracian
witty real character
The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty Dylan Moran
witty art money
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. e. e. cummings
witty remember telling-the-truth
Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember Abraham Lincoln
witty technology people
It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that. Andy Borowitz
witty government political-will
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. Aesop
witty way realizing
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. Albert Einstein
witty women waiting
Women who are not living ought to spend all their time cracking jokes. In a rotten society women grow witty; making a heaven while they wait. Dorothy Richardson
humorous drinking mean
We had got as far as this, when who should walk in but the gentleman himself, who had been drinking his beer in the taproom and had heard the whole conversation. Who was I? What did I want? What did I mean by asking questions? He had a fine flow of language, and his adjectives were very vigorous. Arthur Conan Doyle
humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humorous bad-ass men
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. Chuck Norris
humorous majority vote
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. Thomas Reed
humorous shut-up pears
No. Now, shut up and eat your pears. Suzanne Collins
humorous america people
America is a nation of 270 million people: 100 million of them are gangsters, another 100 million are hustlers, 50 million are complete lunatics, and every single one of us is secretly in show business. Isn't that fabulous? Tom Robbins
humorous gay night
If it is gay, ribald and lascivious night-life you are after, Israel is not the place for you. The night clubs you do find are nearer in spirit to a YMCA than to dens of iniquity. George Mikes
humorous hands two
One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put 'em at ten o'clock and two o' clock. Never mind that . I put mine at 9:45 and 2:17. Gives me an extra half hour to get where I'm goin'. George Carlin
heart issue prior restraint
It was this issue of prior restraint that was at the heart of our objections. George Cox
heart ugly mouths
Having love in your heart doesn't count for much if what comes out of your mouth is ugly and bigoted. Brett Ratner
heart hands leader
Let us have a dagger between our teeth, a bomb in our hands, and an infinite scorn in our hearts. Benito Mussolini
heart thinking ideas
A major stimulant to creative thinking is focused questions. There is something about a well-worded question that often penetrates to the heart of the matter and triggers new ideas and insights. Brian Tracy
heart people knows
Anytime you do something from the heart, people just know it. Brad Paisley
heart roots tree
A tree lives on its roots. If you change the root, you change the tree. Culture lives in human beings. If you change the human heart the culture will follow. Jane Hirshfield
heart hinges
How silently the heart pivots on its hinge.
heart waiting growth
Without the heart to ground it and open it to who we really can be as human beings, the brain is a very dangerous machine. A machine that is saying: we've got to have economic growth; we've got to have unending economic growth, otherwise societies will collapse. And yet there should be something saying: wait a minute, this isn't going to work. Jane Goodall
heart blood arrows
The feathered arrow of satire has oft been wet with the heart's blood of its victims. Benjamin Disraeli