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humorous man serious sign wants
Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth. Mark Doren
humorous mind looks
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
humorous school world
England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
humorous son english-history
English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son. Dave Barry
humorous rocks design
The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar.. Dave Barry
humorous years europe
The Romans spent the next 200 years using their great engineering skill to construct ruins all over Europe. Dave Barry
humorous keys germany
One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium. Dave Barry
humorous gambling blood
Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship. Dave Barry
humorous hotel-lobby france
Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby. Dave Barry
gay model regular responsibility role tremendous wide
I have a wide spectrum, a wide demographic. I have the young girls, I have the gay community, I have many regular theatergoers. I do feel a tremendous responsibility and pride to be a role model for some of these young people. Idina Menzel
gay judging wanted
Above all, God wanted us to love others. We have to love each other and get on with each other, she added. It's not up to me to judge anybody. Carrie Underwood
gay thinking people
As a married person myself, I don't know what it's like to be told I can't marry somebody I love, and want to marry, I can't imagine how that must feel. I definitely think we should all have the right to love, and love publicly, the people that we want to love Carrie Underwood
gay liberation gay-liberation
Gay Liberation? I ain't against it, it's just that there's nothing in it for me. Bette Davis
gay careers challenges
In my career, there have been three things that were challenging: playing gay; playing a Jewish woman; and playing Chekhov. The scariest part was playing Chekhov! Bernadette Peters
gay men knowing
It was one of the most exciting, perfect evenings of my life, my solo debut at Carnegie Hall. And knowing we were all there to raise money for Gay Men's Health Crisis made the evening an extraordinary experience. Bernadette Peters
gay gay-marriage accepted
I feel strongly for gay marriage to be accepted. Bernadette Peters
gay jewels giving
I'll give my jewels for a set of beads, My gorgeous palace for a hermitage, My gay apparel for an almsman's gown, My figured goblets for a dish of wood, My scepter for a palmer's walking staff My subjects for a pair of carved saints and my large kingdom for a little grave. William Shakespeare
gay thinking people
I've always had tremendous support from my parents. I think there's a myth that gay people have lousy relationships with their parents. B. D. Wong
night silence clarity
Her silence was worth more to her than a thousand words.In that silence,she had peace and clarity.Except during the night,when her own jumbled thoughts would keep her awake. Cecelia Ahern
night get-better best-night-of-my-life
This is the best night of my life. And it's going to get better. Carrie Underwood
night doors sky
Our ancestors lived out of doors. They were as familiar with the night sky as most of us are with our favorite television programs. Carl Sagan
night warm
My business doesn't keep me warm at night. Bethenny Frankel
night belts seats
Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night! - As Margo Channing in All About Eve Bette Davis
night light fans
And Shanghai is amazing. I'm a fan of science fiction so when you're there in the night with all the lights and all this modernity, it's like a set in a movie. Berenice Marlohe
night thinking imagination
I have always been really scared of scary movies just because I live by myself - and then seeing something, then having a big imagination and then like thinking you see it in the middle of the night. So I've never been really into them. Ashley Tisdale
night way politician
The way I approach stardom and the show, I'm like a politician. I'm an elected late-night official to do your work. Arsenio Hall
night scared ifs
I'm not scared to spend money. If you go out with me one night, you will understand that. Arsene Wenger