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Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth. Mark Doren
humorous mind looks
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
humorous school world
England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
humorous son english-history
English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son.
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The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar..
humorous years europe
The Romans spent the next 200 years using their great engineering skill to construct ruins all over Europe.
humorous keys germany
One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium.
humorous gambling blood
Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship.
humorous hotel-lobby france
Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby.
years feel-good today
It's not as bad as it was last year. It feels good today. CC Sabathia
years want aim
Aim for what u want and the year will all make a sense. Cecelia Ahern
years next know-it-all
I had a million plans. I knew what I was going to do. I had the next few years of my life all figured out. But what I didn’t know was that within a few hours all those plans would change. Ms. Know-it-all didn’t quite know it all so much then.
years band bills
Just about every year, Congress passes another crime bill - spending billions of dollars to build more prisons, to place more band-aids on society's scars.
years awards bipolar
Having waited my entire life to get an award for something, anything...I now get awards all the time for being mentally ill. It’s better than being bad at being insane, right? How tragic would it be to be runner-up for Bipolar Woman of the Year? Carrie Fisher
years people skins
At first, it was hard to sit down and read the things that people were saying. A lot of people would've worked their way up to this position and would've gotten a thick skin over a few years' time. For me, though, all this happened in a few months. Carrie Underwood
years yesterday eating-meat
I stopped eating beef at 13 and stopped eating all meat a few years ago. I would feel guilty that what was on my plate was walking around yesterday. Either I could live with that or stop eating meat. I choose the latter, and I'm happier for it.
years play people
I feel like I am a celebrity for no reason, like people are resentful I didn't have to play bars for 10 years to get a record deal.
years empathy research
Over the years, however, the research evidence keeps piling up, and it points strongly to the conclusion that a high degree of empathy in a relationship is possibly the most potent and certainly one of the most potent factors in bringing about change and learning. Carl Rogers
european foreign japanese language strange
Japanese is a very strange foreign language for European people.
european poems power realise rival sweep
To realise belatedly that there are Swahili epic poems which rival their European equivalents for sweep and power has been exciting. Giles Foden
european life
If North American musicians would only know how uncomfortable life is for European musicians. Zubin Mehta
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Boston has a lot of European qualities to it, and one of them is the charm of its above-ground trollies. David Walton
europe average succeed
The average European does not seem to feel free until he succeeds in enslaving and oppressing others. Bernard Berenson
europe compare continents
If we compare Europe with other continents, it is marked out as [another] persecuting continent. Bertrand Russell
european positions proposals
The American and European positions have got to move. It is about making new proposals on agriculture. Gordon Brown
european measures raised steps taken touched
We have already taken all steps necessary. Once it has touched European soil, then we have raised all the measures we should take,
europe mix proper success sure
We have the Vodafone contract, we are back in Europe and we will make sure the mix is proper with success on the pitch. Peter Kenyon