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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny humor two
There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't. Ann Brashares
funny hilarious humor
When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes
funny travel thinking
The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. Andy Borowitz
funny technology hours
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.
funny technology men
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.
funny travel worry
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
funny technology giving
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
good knew second south team
South is a very good team and I knew they were going to be much more competitive the second round. Marcelo Enriquez
good guy meal special speed teams
Special teams will be his meal ticket. He's got good speed and good hands. He's a real good 51, 52 or 53-type guy on the roster who can do a lot of things for you.
good penalty special teams
Special teams was good tonight, especially the penalty kill. Kyle McLaren
good hit hung needed opposition shot
One good shot from the opposition (centre guard) and that's all they needed to win. We had to hit at least three-quarters and it hung straight. That's curling.
good hands head hundred strong
One good head is better than a hundred strong hands Thomas Fuller
good
One can say all they want about politicians, but politicians to other politicians, their word is almost always good.
good guys help local love
Once you get to this point, you just want to see the local guys do well. Dustin is a good kid, and we love to help as much as possible.
good leap mentally screen sound wrap
Once you wrap that screen around, and you get really good sound you get immersed, ... You mentally make the leap that you're in this game. It's really amazing.
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One day I'm going to write a straight-ahead story. I really want to, but I can't at the moment. I'm not very good at it right now. Stephen Malkmus