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funeral would-be why-not
You are thirty minutes late." "Yes." "Would you be thirty minutes late to a wedding or a funeral?" "No." "Why not, pray tell?" "Well, if the funeral was mine I'd have to be on time. If the wedding was mine it would be my funeral. Charles Bukowski
funeral may host
We may all host ourselves to death, and if we're all dead who will host our funerals? Amy Poehler
funeral needs good-fun
A good funeral gets the dead where they need to go and the living where they need to be. Thomas Lynch
funeral doubt pagan
Funerals are a pagan rite. There's not any doubt about it. Steve Earle
funeral pretty-woman want
It's not what I'd want for at my funeral. When I die, I just want them to plant me somewhere warm. And then when the pretty women walk over my grave I would grab their ankles, like in that movie. Neil Gaiman
funeral trying campaigns
A psychiatrist once told me early in treatment, "Stop trying to make me like you," and what a sobering and welcome smack in the face that statement was. Yet somehow, every day of my life is still a campaign for popularity, or better yet, a crowded funeral. John Waters
funeral festivals kind
A funeral isn't for the dead. You'll simply be a stage set for a kind of festival maybe. And besides, you won't even be there. John Steinbeck
funeral economics
Science advances funeral by funeral Max Planck
funeral eulogy tears
When words are most empty, tears are most apt. Max Lucado
eulogy limited-time earth
Why do we spend so much of our limited time on this earth focusing on all the things that our eulogies will never cover? Arianna Huffington
eulogy enemy made
The most eloquent eulogy of capitalism was made by its greatest enemy. Marx is only anti-capitalist in so far as capitalism is out of date. Albert Camus
eulogy wealth
Your wealth is where your friends are Plautus
eulogy fame mortals
Shakespeare has been praised in English more than anything mortal except poetry itself. Fame exhausts thought in his eulogy. George Edward Woodberry
tears minutes duty
Tears ready to do duty at a minute's notice. Juvenal
tears trying noble
When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them. Daniel Handler
tears i-can
I can approve of those only who seek in tears for happiness. Blaise Pascal
tears might lasts
I did not weep, and it pained me that i could not weep. But I had no more tears. And, in the depths of my being, in the recesses of my weakened conscience, could I have searched it, I might perhaps have found something like--free at last! Elie Wiesel
tears gone pockets
Anyway, it's gone. And there's nothing left in my pocket to charm you. So from now on it's going to have to be tears or nothing I'm afraid. That's all I've got left to tell you see: tears, tears, tears. Clive Barker
tears moments vogue
Tears? Are you going for a Barbara Walters moment? Anna Wintour
tears littles outcomes
Much outcry, little outcome. Aesop
tears gains trouble
To mourn and bewail your ill-fortune, when you will gain a tear from those who listen, this is worth the trouble. Aeschylus
tears cry written
I've written this to keep from crying. But I am crying, only the tears won't come. Aleister Crowley