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Television shows and movies that are all white, I can't watch them. They totally alienate me. BD Wong
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I always wanted to make aliens that looked like '60s aliens. Rick Baker
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If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts and start eating everybody. That Alien! 
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One of our big goals was to make this an experience like you were there. The impression we wanted to create was, you step out of your little capsule ... and you're seeing this alien landscape for the first time.
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It's funny. I did give birth to an alien on 'The X-Files.' And it's just the teaser, so I'm dead before we even get into the episode. Megan Follows
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While many alien species are harmless, others pose expensive threats to seas and fields and forests. Nancy Gibbs
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I don't like alien films where you don't get to see the aliens. Peter Berg
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I believe alien life is quite common in the universe, although intelligent life is less so. Some say it has yet to appear on planet Earth. Stephen Hawking
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This is a fight over dignity and respect on the job, a concept that is very alien to the MTA. Transit workers are tired of being underappreciated and disrespected.
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
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When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
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I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. Kathryn Prescott
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Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
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I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
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The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
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Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy. Craig Ferguson
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Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.