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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
religion intellectual slacker
God is no fonder of intellectual slackers than He is of any other slacker. C. S. Lewis
religion firsts whiskey
Which would you part with first -- your tobacco, your whiskey, or your religion? Brigham Young
religion-and-politics supposed-to-be
Religion and politics are supposed to be separate. Eleanor Clift
religion important nationality
The important thing is neither your nationality nor the religion you professed, but how your faith translated itself in your life. Eleanor Roosevelt
religion atheism christ
The work that Christ started but could not finish, I - Adolf Hitler - will conclude. Adolf Hitler
religion technique sole
Religion is the sole technique for the validating of values. Allen Tate
religion followers type
No religion can be considered in abstraction from its followers, or even from its various types of followers. Alfred North Whitehead
religion atheism lasts
Religion is the last refuge of human savagery. Alfred North Whitehead
religion vertebrates
God: a gaseous vertebrate. Aldous Huxley
politics
I've often thought that the gauntlet of American politics is more individualistic, more expensive, more unpredictable than in many other democracies. Hillary Clinton
politics manure
Money was the manure of politics ... Barbara Mertz
politics principles trade
Free trade is not a principle, it is an expedient. Benjamin Disraeli
politics majority vote
If you can get enough votes so that mine will make a majority, you can have it. Calvin Coolidge
politics vote gore
Take it from me, every vote counts. Al Gore
politics replaced
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. Martin L. Gross
politics poor ifs
One is only poor, only if they choose to be. Dolly Parton
politics rotten emotion
Emotion is a rotten base for politics. Dick Francis
politics misguided worst
More and more, the Democrats are not merely inconsistent, wrong and/or misguided - they are the worst of all possible things you can be in Washington: irrelevant. Dick Morris