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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
death
This death sentence is not surprising. It had to be. Julius Rosenberg
death man
A man should be mourned at his birth, not at his death.
death gamer tricks
Death is the great gamer with a sleeve of tricks. Carson McCullers
death describe effect entire family full ripped
The only way I could describe it -- the full effect -- is like having a death in the family. The entire family was ripped apart.
death fall dark
It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited, and that eventually all of us will end up underneath some sheet, never to wake up. And yet it is always a surprise when it happens to someone we know. It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down, through the air, and there is a sickly moment of dark surprise as you try and readjust the way you thought of things. Daniel Handler
death curiosity left
I have only one curiosity left: death. Coco Chanel
death men dying
Honey, we all got to go sometime, reason or no reason. Dying's as natural as living. The man who's too afraid to die is too afraid to live. Clark Gable
death lucky ends
At the end of your life, you're lucky if you die. Bret McKenzie
death baby forgive-me
For whose sake did you live, for whose sake did you die? Forgive me, baby, for what I didn't do. Bob Dylan
suicide suicidal two
Suicide kills two people. Arthur Miller
suicide men evil
A viler evil than to murder a man, is to sell him suicide as an act of virtue. Ayn Rand
suicide blow brain
Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling. Al Yankovic
suicide answers destruction
Suicide is not an answer, it's destruction. Al Green
suicide self sin
Self-pity is a sin. It is a form of living suicide. Charles J. Shields
suicide faces doe
A society that does not defend itself is doomed. A system that remains passive in the face of attack deserves to go under. Those unwilling to defend freedom will become unfree. To stand idly by is to commit suicide. Brian Crozier
suicide hate loving-you
I hate myself for loving you and the weakness that it showed. You were just a painted face on a trip down to suicide road.
suicide writing men
When I was young I was depressed all the time. But suicide no longer seemed a possibility in my life. At my age there was very little left to kill. It was good to be old, no matter what they said. It was reasonable that a man had to be at least 50 years old before he could write with anything like clarity. Charles Bukowski
suicide wall drinking
Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you're allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It's like killing yourself, and then you're reborn. I guess I've lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now.