Famous Quotes & Sayings

Tonight, when we were eating dinner, Marta said something that really knocked me for a loop. She said, ""I love carrots."" ""Good,"" I said as I gritted my teeth real hard. ""Then maybe you and carrots would like to go into the bedroom and have sex!"" They didn't, but maybe they will sometime, and I can watch.

Joe Morgan

There's not place for them (hurricane survivors) to put a bed.

Scott Caan

I wake up at 5 a.m. every day and go to bed early.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

I prefer to work alone – except in the bedroom. (Steele)

Mitch Albom

When you're in bed, you're dead

Nora Roberts

- How is he in bed? Gladiator or poet? - Hmmm... A poetic gladiator.

Marilyn Manson

I was never afriad of what was under the bed. I wanted it but never got it. I became it.

Mary Antin

A proper autobiography is a death-bed confession.

Oscar Wilde

The last person who ever crossed me is dead under my bed!!!