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funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny humorous life-sucks
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. Aldous Huxley
funny life men
I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason. Doug E. Fresh
funny humor band
Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake. Dylan Moran
funny jesus humor
Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar. Doug Stanhope
funny humor opening-up
As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna go kill other people, you're killing all the right people and opening up all the best parking spaces.
funny humor years
What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.
funny humor people
I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett
guy grandfather friendly
I never talk much about my family, but my grandfather was friendly with these guys, with magicians and ventriloquists on the highest levels, and I was just interested. Ricky Jay
guy new-friends petty
I'm not exactly a guy who makes new friends easily. Tom Petty
guy important balls
There are guys on Tour who hit the ball further than me. I always thought it was important to have power, but more important to have power in reserve. Tiger Woods
guy circus laid-back
I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. Steven Wright
guy faces bed
You don't face Nolan Ryan without your rest. He's the only guy I go against that makes me go to bed before midnight. Reggie Jackson
guy tree firsts
The first guy who came up with the concept of religion was sitting out under a tree. I'm sure of that. Tom T. Hall
guy knows
I remain the luckiest guy I know. Tom Brokaw
guy athletic woods
I see so many guys, really athletic guys, wearing pleats and I just shake my head. Like, Tiger Woods used to wear pleated pants! I'm like, 'C'mon, Tiger!' Tom Brady
guy different arguing
You guys are both saying the same thing. The only reason you're arguing is because you're using different words. S. I. Hayakawa