Famous Quotes & Sayings

Mordecai Richler

If you don't count some of Jehovah's injunctions, there are no humorists in the Bible.

Prince

I'm a Jehovah's Witness.

Joseph Franklin Rutherford

Jehovah created the earth and therefore it is his by right of creation.

Charles Spurgeon

A thousand lives are not equal to the eternal life which abides in Jehovah's smile

Michelle Rodriguez

I'm always researching ancient religions, and I was also raised Jehovah's Witness, so that kind of scarred me for life.

Cliff Richard

The more I read my Bible the more I veered away from the Jehovah's Witnesses.

Paul Rodio

There are so many ifs with this group.

Rob Gronkowski

If I don't get a Wahlburger in me soon, I'm gonna go ballistic.

Ric Flair

If you don't like it, learn to love it!

Roald Dahl

You'll never get anywhere if you go about what-iffing like that.

Venus Williams

I say accessorize, accessorize, accessorize. If you don't accessorize, someone else will.

Robert E. Lee

The time is not come for impartial history. If the truth were told just now, it would not be credited.

W. P. Kinsella

If you build it, they will come.

Robyn Hitchcock

If you do things out of time you're weird.

Sarah Dessen

If nothing else, now we knew where to find each other, even if only time would tell if either of us would ever come looking.

James Gleick

Humorists are using Twitter to tell jokes in an interesting way. It doesn't have to be profound, and it doesn't have to be earth-shaking, but it is transformative.

Dick Cavett

Great humorists are great insulters.

John Scalzi

Many of the writers who have inspired me most are outside the genre: Humorists like Robert Benchley and James Thurber, screenwriters like Ben Hecht and William Goldman, and journalists/columnists like H.L. Mencken, Mike Royko and Molly Ivins.