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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny stupid men
Men know everything - all of them - all the time - no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are. Andrea Dworkin
funny dog people
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. Alphonse de Lamartine
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny stupid science
The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency. Albert Einstein
funny motivational inspiring
Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.
funny hilarious education
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
funny football distance
Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out. Alex Ferguson
doe partners evolve
He definitely does what a partner is supposed to do, that is, evolve you. Erykah Badu
doe inspired composer
The greatest composer does not sit down to work because he is inspired, but becomes inspired because he is working. Ernest Newman
doe looks knows
firestar: jayfeather what does mallow look like? jayfeather: i dont know, ive never seen any Erin Hunter
doe hollywood terrorism
Does Hollywood do movies about terrorism? Yeah. And why do they do that? Because it sells. Faran Tahir
doe wickedness
Wickedness never did, never does, never will bring us happiness. Ezra Taft Benson
doe resistance vacuums
Many have argued that a vacuum does not exist, others claim it exists only with difficulty in spite of the repugnance of nature; I know of no one who claims it easily exists without any resistance from nature. Evangelista Torricelli
doe geography geography-teachers
Geography does not define you - love does. Eve Ensler
doe foundation logical
If the code does indeed have some logical foundation then it is legitimate to consider all the evidence, both good and bad, in any attempt to deduce it. Francis Crick
doe wells knows
He does not have to know us so well, but He chooses to. Francis Chan