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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
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When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
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To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god. Celine Dion
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I think the biggest thing for me is being able to adjust to the way the game has changed. It's basically a 180-degree turn from the style I like to play. That's what I think I'm most proud of, being able to fit into this style of game and still be fairly successful. Brett Hull
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There are no shortcuts—everything is reps, reps, reps. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Make a decision to be successful right now. Most people never decide to be wealthy and that is why they retire poor. Brian Tracy
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Successful people save in prosperous times so they have a financial cushion in times of recession. Brian Tracy
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If you could find out what the most successful people did in any area and then you did the same thing over and over, you'd eventually get the same result they do. Brian Tracy
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The more accurately you can think about who you are, what you want to accomplish and how to accomplish it, the more successful you will be. Brian Tracy
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Life is like a combination lock; your job is to find the right numbers, in the right order, so you can have everything you want. Brian Tracy
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I have gotten disturbed at some of the Democrats' anti-business behavior, the sentiment, the attacks on work ethic and successful people. I think it's very counter-productive. Jamie Dimon
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I wanted success, but I wanted it on my own terms. Ken Stott
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Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh. Amy Poehler
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Take your risks now; as you become older, you become more fearful and less flexible. And I mean that literally. I hurt my knee this week on the treadmill, and it wasn't even on. Amy Poehler
hilarious feel-good kicks
Anybody who doesn't make you feel good, kick them to the curb. And the earlier you start in your life, the better. Amy Poehler
hilarious peace humor
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. Dan Chaon
hilarious cooking kitchen
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen Rita Rudner
hilarious language
I actually don't understand a word Paula's saying anymore. It's like a new language. Simon Cowell
hilarious heart challenges
I never avoid something that challenges my guts and my heart. While I might occasionally puke my guts out, I have never puked my heart out. Michael Scott
hilarious focus salad
I want to focus on my salad. Martha Stewart
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I am truly obsessed with Lena Dunham. I find everything about her unique and refreshing. She is a brilliant, hilarious and honest writer who is not afraid to make her audience uncomfortable. Spencer Kayden