Famous Quotes & Sayings

John Green

I feel like crying, so I must be crying, but it's impossible to tell because I'm underwater.

Neil Simon

Baptists are only funny underwater.

Hayao Miyazaki

I like underwater life.

William Faulkner

You should approach Joyce's Ulysses as the illiterate Baptist preacher approaches the Old Testament: with faith.

Charlaine Harris

The fundamentalists were equally stymied. “We were worried about Adam and Steve,” a Baptist minister said. “Should we have been more worried about Rover and Fluffy?

Billy Bragg

Baptists burn more slowly.