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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny crazy silly
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny political politics
Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel.
dumb said idiotic
Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public. Andy Borowitz
dumb curious
No one is dumb who is curious. Neil deGrasse Tyson
dumb green superstitions
I don't have many superstitions, just dumb things I don't talk about. I will not sign an autograph with a green pen. Mario Andretti
dumb steps dance-steps
I am dumb when it comes to learning dance steps. Mia Kirshner
dumb man peace
If a man would live in peace he should be blind, deaf, and dumb Turkish Proverb
dumb lazy voters
The voter is basically dumb and lazy. The reason I became a Democratic operative instead of a Republican was because there were more Democrats that didn’t have a clue than there were Republicans. James Carville
dumb alive knows
He's so dumb he doesn't know he's alive. F. Scott Fitzgerald
dumb together improvisation
I really enjoyed working on 'Dumb & Dumberer' with Cheri Oteri, maybe because we are both into improvisations. We were meant to act together. Eugene Levy
dumb fellowship way
God decided to create a species with whom he could have fellowship. Who are we to say that evolution was a dumb way to do it? It was an incredibly elegant way to do it. Francis Collins
woods hello elijah
Hello! I'm Elijah Wood, and i'm a looser! Elijah Wood
woods youth perpetual
In the woods is perpetual youth. John Muir
woods fool lucky
We're always lucky,' I said and like a fool I did not knock on wood. Ernest Hemingway
woods grain
Follow the grain in your own wood.... Howard Thurman
woods longing silent
The nunneries of silent nooks, the murmured longing of the wood. James Russell Lowell