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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny humor two
There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't. Ann Brashares
funny hilarious humor
When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes
funny travel thinking
The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. Andy Borowitz
funny technology hours
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.
funny technology men
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.
funny cat technology
Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.
funny travel worry
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
funny technology giving
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
dark leap last-words
A great leap in the dark Thomas Hobbes
dark thinking danger
The crafty person is always in danger; and when they think they walk in the dark, all their pretenses are transparent. John Tillotson
dark light shay
Laa shay'a waqi'un moutlaq bale kouloun moumkine...We work in the Dark, to serve the Light. Niccolo Machiavelli
dark light i-can
You can make it dark, but I can't make it light. Jodi Picoult
dark watches matter
Dark matter has a gravitation effect on other objects. You can't see it, you can't feel it, but you can watch something being pulled in its direction.
dark stories spots
There are just as many stories to be told in the dark spots s there are in the bright ones.
dark different alive
The world just feels different for those of us who come alive after dark. It's more fragile and unreal, a replica of the one everyone else inhabits.
dark evil giving
God's ways seem dark, but, soon or late, They touch the shining hills of day; The evil cannot brook delay, The good can well afford to wait, Give ermined knaves their hour of crime; Yet have the future grand and great, The safe appeal of Truth to Time! John Greenleaf Whittier
dark night knowing
Through the dark and stormy night Faith beholds a feeble light Up the blackness streaking; Knowing God's own time is best, In a patient hope I rest For the full day-breaking!