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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
dogs due
The cadaver dogs are due in this afternoon. Vincent Creel
dog door next people
People got the right to know they live next door to a dog that's declared dangerous. Larry Adams
dog children married
I am still married, yes - no children. I have Benzo, though; he's my dog, a Lhasa apso. Archie Panjabi
dog enjoy crosswords
I enjoy walking my dog and completing crossword puzzles. Brian Jacques
dog men white
Any man who does not like dogs and want them about does not deserve to be in the White House. Calvin Coolidge
dog people way
People say I train dogs, but in many ways I train people. Cesar Millan
dog companion
It's not the breed that makes a good companion. All dogs are great companions. Cesar Millan
dog reality challenges
The reality is, if you have a high-level-energy dog, it's not going to be happy with a one-hour walk. Those types of dogs are going to require more than one hour of physical challenge in the outside world. Cesar Millan
dog missing fearful
Dogs do know how comfortable you are with yourself, how happy you are, how fearful you are, and what is missing inside of you. Cesar Millan
loses
Intervene globally, lose freedom locally. Robert Higgs
loses
You can lose money and make it back, you can't do that with time. Tim Ferriss
loses
It is better to lose than never to have had. Jonathan Safran Foer
loses
I don't understand the word 'lose', I only understand the word 'learn' Pitbull
loses
Money? How did I lose it? I never did lose it. I just never knew where it went. Edith Piaf
loses universe
Do not lose hope in what the universe has placed you here to do. Darren Johnson