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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny birthday beauty
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. Coco Chanel
funny problem said
When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile. Bob Edwards
funny humor people
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Billy Connolly
funny witty humorous
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
money
The money has just been piling up and isn't being allocated. Michael Davis
money road
The money can then be used only for road resurfacing,
money overrated pay
Once you pay the bills, money is the most overrated thing in the world Ross Perot
money samuel
Samuel is not for sale, not even for all the money in the world.
money needed
You needed to be a meteorologist to make money in this market.
money money-doesnt-buy-happiness
Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness. Burt Reynolds
money problems solve
The only problems money can solve are money problems
money poor easier
It's easier to ask for money from the poor than from the wealthy. Anton Chekhov
money minimum-wage minimum
Can't get around the old minimum wage, Mortimer. Dan Aykroyd
tonight watching
Just watching him out there tonight was something special. Bobby Frasor
tonight entertainment news
I'm so excited and honored to be part of 'Entertainment Tonight!' 'E.T.' was the show that started all the entertainment news, so I couldn't be more thrilled. Nancy O'Dell
tonight dawn good-times
At least for tonight. In sickness and in health. In good times and in bad. For richer, for poorer. 'Till dawn do us part. John Green