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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" Demetri Martin
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny literature pessimist
A pessimist? That's a person who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist. Elbert Hubbard
funny baseball stupid
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing. Dizzy Dean
funny golf mainly played space
Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears. Bobby Jones
funny
I'm not a person who can spontaneously say funny things. Ashley Williams
money
The money has just been piling up and isn't being allocated. Michael Davis
money road
The money can then be used only for road resurfacing, Howard Rogers
money overrated pay
Once you pay the bills, money is the most overrated thing in the world Ross Perot
money samuel
Samuel is not for sale, not even for all the money in the world. Joan Laporta
money needed
You needed to be a meteorologist to make money in this market. Jack Ablin
money money-doesnt-buy-happiness
Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness. Burt Reynolds
money spend
Don't spend money on extravagant things like cars and big vacations. Spend it on things that are really fun. Justin Flom
money raise walk
We're going to walk and raise money for research. Daawna Moeller
money men cases
Men make counterfeit money; in many more cases, money makes counterfeit men. Sydney J. Harris
tonight watching
Just watching him out there tonight was something special. Bobby Frasor
tonight entertainment news
I'm so excited and honored to be part of 'Entertainment Tonight!' 'E.T.' was the show that started all the entertainment news, so I couldn't be more thrilled. Nancy O'Dell
tonight dawn good-times
At least for tonight. In sickness and in health. In good times and in bad. For richer, for poorer. 'Till dawn do us part. John Green