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absurdity
He who seeks equality between unequals seeks an absurdity. Baruch Spinoza
absurdity champion defend error talkative
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it, for error is always talkative Oliver Goldsmith
absurdity came joke life lives order smell
I was writing this really long joke about the smell of poop, and I was like, 'What am I doing with my life?' I started to think about why I was a comedian, and then I came up with a reason for existence, which is: inserting absurdity or stupidity into strangers' lives in order to make the world a better place. Kurt Braunohler
absurdity bearded food funny laugh mall mask men puts roller slowly
Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller
absurd behaving law nature prevent star
I think there should be a law of Nature to prevent a star from behaving in this absurd way! Sir Eddington
absurd attention campaign desperate divert issues leadership matter merely photo smear
The allegations are completely untrue, and dredging up a photo from when I was 22 years old is pretty desperate stuff. This is merely part of an absurd smear campaign to divert attention from the issues that matter in this leadership contest. George Osborne
absurdity baseball dressed golf managers ready second spectators tradition uniforms wearing wonderful
In a tradition second in wonderful absurdity only to 60-year-old baseball managers wearing uniforms and spikes in the dugout, golf spectators come dressed ready to play 18. Willie Geist
absurdly audience exact given looking point remember scene spot time wishes
The camera must point at the exact spot the audience wishes to look at any given moment. To find that spot is absurdly easy: you only have to remember where you were looking at the time the scene was made. Preston Sturges
absurdity cliches flow linguistic musical novels plays reveal voices zeal
was made into an award-winning film, ''for her musical flow of voices and countervoices in novels and plays that with extraordinary linguistic zeal reveal the absurdity of society's cliches and their subjugating power. Elfriede Jelinek
gets good
The thing that gets me the most was that there were so many good shots. O. Henry
gets lyric
You can't tell the story of a 13-year-old boy who knows every lyric to 'Phantom of the Opera' without also referencing how much teasing he gets at school. Tim Federle
gets harder human public
It gets harder and harder to make sure your public understands you're a sensitive human being, but I am sensitive. I don't like to be hurt. Teddy Pendergrass
gets good last lost pinned tougher week win year
Each week gets tougher and tougher. But this was very big for me because I got pinned here last year (in the final), and it?s good to come back and win where you lost before. Robert Hoffman
gets ice job onto steps super time
Every time he steps onto the ice, he gets the job done. He doesn't get a lot of ice time, but every time he does, he does a super job. Chris Spillane
gets side turn west whenever
Well, I don't know what they do on the west side of the state, but over here whenever it gets dark, we just turn on our lights. Jim Walden
gets hone hopefully wears
As the day wears on and gets into the evening, we'll try to hone in some new things and hopefully find some speed. Jimmie Johnson
gets reads rumor soon starts wonder
As soon as that rumor gets out there and he reads it, he starts to wonder what's going on, Romeo Crennel
gets open public
When it gets down to two we'll open it up to a public hearing. David Ross
laughing detest lament
No to laugh, not to lament, not to detest, but to understand. Baruch Spinoza
laughing love-again
I fell in love again (laughs). Jane Campion
laughing laugh-out-loud
I'm afraid to laugh out loud, because there's so much information. Catherine O'Hara
laughing people ems
My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh. Carrot Top
laughing asking done
In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you're done with a scene, you're left asking, 'Was that funny?' Carrot Top
laughing facts odd-thomas
If one's friends do not openly laugh at him, they are not in fact his friends. Dean Koontz
laughing creepy
I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do. Craig Ferguson
laughing lust elbows
Then I heard someone laugh. I wished I didn't know whose laugh it was, but I knew Will's laugh just like I knew he had a small scar right above his left elbow. You couldn't be reluctantly lust-ridden for someone without noticing stuff about them. Elizabeth Scott
laughing make-me-laugh made
What makes me laugh? Richard Nixon always made me laugh. Bruce Vilanch
life motivational perseverance
You just can't beat the person who never gives up. Babe Ruth
life and-love moments
Live life messy and love every moment of it. Ashley Smith
life dream killers
Isolation is a dream killer. Barbara Sher
life responsibility bewildered
I am bewildered by the death of love. And my responsibility for it. Arthur Miller
life lying ridiculous
I realized what a ridiculous lie my whole life has been. Arthur Miller
life hymns snow
She smiled. She knew she was dying. But it did not matter any longer. She had known something which no human words could ever tell and she knew it now. She had been awaiting it and she felt it, as if it had been, as if she had lived it. Life had been, if only because she had known it could be, and she felt it now as a hymn without sound, deep under the little whole that dripped red drops into the snow, deeper than that from which the red drops came. A moment or an eternity- did it matter? Life, undefeated, existed and could exist. She smiled, her last smile, to so much that had been possible. Ayn Rand
life power needs
I need no warrant for being, and no word of sanction upon my being. I am the warrant and the sanction. Ayn Rand
life baby children
Time can play all sorts of tricks on you. In the blink of an eye, babies appear in carriages, coffins disappear into the ground, wars are won and lost, and children transform, like butterflies, into adults. Brian Selznick
life want serious
We are always afraid to start something that we want to make very good, true, and serious. Brenda Ueland
maybe
There's just something about youth and comedy that go together. Maybe it's that foolishness, that silliness that you can get away with when you're younger, that you can't get away with when you're older. Joe Flaherty
maybe people worried
People were worried that like Lucent and maybe a little like Ericsson things were softening up for them. But it doesn't look like that. Edward Snyder
maybe police scared talk touch
Maybe they were scared of the police, we don't know. They got in touch and we're going to talk about it. Peter Schroecksnadel
maybe senator
Maybe the senator should think about when he was 17 years old. Chris Beatty
maybe
Maybe there were some answers, but they were not in the files. Bruce Myers
maybe momentum today
Maybe there was something today that was different. Maybe it was a momentum thing, but they had us so out of character. Frank Sciolla
maybe mind perhaps sort veneer whereas
Maybe there's a sort of veneer of optimism about U.S. comedy, whereas perhaps in England, we don't mind ending it on a sourer note. Stephen Merchant
maybe
Maybe the real secret to America's greatness is that we hate one another. P. J. O'Rourke
maybe
Maybe not that many. But it will be close. Ben Howland
means simply system
A 'work around' simply means your system doesn't work. Rodney Lovell
means thank
Thank you so much. You have no idea how much this means to me. Kelly Clarkson
mean fighting winning
What can you or I do? Alone, almost nothing. Yet one person - you alone - can make the difference. . . . The failure of just one person to join, to participate, to do whatever he or she can - your failure or my failure - may mean that there is just one too few to win the fight for sanity, and so leave the world on the road to destruction. Each of us, all of us, must do what we can. Archibald Cox
mean laughing evil
The worst evil that you can do, psychologically, is to laugh at yourself. That means spitting in your own face. Ayn Rand
mean men support
The right to life means that a man has the right to support his life by his own work (on any economic level, as high as his ability will carry him); it does not mean that others must provide him with the necessities of life. Ayn Rand
mean reality feelings
Whenever anyone accuses some person of being 'unfeeling,' he means that that person is just. He means that that person has no causeless emotions and will not grant him a feeling which he does not deserve. He means that 'to feel' is to go against reason, against moral values, against reality. Ayn Rand
mean thinking way
Do you mean to tell me that you're thinking seriously of building that way, when and if you are an architect?" Yes." My dear fellow, who will let you?" That's not the point. The point is, who will stop me? Ayn Rand
mean enemy religion
to rest one's case on faith means to concede that reason is on the side of one's enemies- that one has no rational arguments to offer. Ayn Rand
mean sacrifice wish
I am not the means to any end others may wish to accomplish. I am not a tool for their use. I am not a servant of their needs. I am not a bandage for their wounds, I am not a sacrifice on their altars. Ayn Rand
puts students wait
Every day we wait puts our students at a disadvantage. Eugene White
puts yankee
Well, that kind of puts the damper on even a Yankee win! Phil Rizzuto
puts
He comes out to compete. He comes out and puts up MVP numbers. Mack Strong
puts step
If you're ready, you should run. It puts you a step ahead. Nathan Vasher
puts start three
It was a big boost. When you start off with three runs, it puts them on the defensive. Mike Jacobs