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american-comedian bean gets writer
A writer is like a bean plant, he has his little day, and then he gets stringy. E. B. White
american-comedian army-and-navy
I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough. Jay London
american-comedian putting
I started getting on my feet and clowning around, and they ended up putting me in a play when I was 12. And I was hooked. Tim Robbins
american-comedian failure love rather success
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. George Burns
american-comedian meet nice people
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. Jimmy Durante
american-comedian closed saw someplace
I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else. Jay London
american-comedian cube house ice men might ready sitting social
With Ice Cube they ain't no telling. He might have one cocked and loaded, ready to bust. We might do The Sunday, two old men sitting around the house waiting on the social security check. Mike Epps
american-comedian fact guy husband matt normal
The fact that that really is my life, and that my husband Matt - who you see on the show - is like the most normal guy in the world. Kathy Griffin
american-comedian
I was the same kind of father as I was a harpist - I played by ear. Harpo Marx
lake produce quality
Once the shad have been removed, it will take about two years for the lake to produce quality bluegill again. Kerry Prather
lake today
The thing just started snowballing, and here we are today with 25 rinks on Lake Calhoun. Fred Haberman
lakers seen teams
No way. We haven't seen what other teams look like. We'll find out what the Lakers look like on Wednesday, Steve Hill
lake plenty tend time
This isn't like it plunged into the lake. This rolled into the lake and there was plenty of time for him to get out and tend to business. Ed Parkinson
lakes land lives matter politics pull rediscover ten thousand worked
No matter where I go - London, Beirut, Jerusalem, Washington, Beijing, or Bangalore - I'm always looking to rediscover that land of ten thousand lakes where politics actually worked to make people's lives better, not pull them apart. Thomas Friedman
lakes fishing fishes
If there were fish in the lake, fishing would make no sense. Lech Walesa
lakes evil mountain
In Switzerland, on a high mountain, not far from Lucerne, there is a lake they call Pilate's Pond, which the Devil has fixed upon as one of the chief residences of his evil spirits.... Martin Luther
lakes found-dead trying
Better try to stay wide awake, or you might end up found dead by the lake. Eminem
lakes evil nails
She's filing her nails while they are dragging the lake. Elvis Costello
learned taught
I've learned to say, 'I'm a friend of Big Bird. He even taught me how to sound like him.' Caroll Spinney
learned pitcher
I've become a better pitcher because I've learned to economize. Scott Eyre
learned sat
After I sat down and thought about it, I learned a lot about the game, about myself. Russ Ortiz
learned
some things that we've learned and when we do it again, we'll probably be better at it. Tom DeLay
learned people shot taken ugly
Now I learned a lesson. I never thought I was going to do that, and it's ugly because I know a lot of people have taken the first shot at me, and I come back real strong. Ozzie Guillen
learned media program ticks
I don't think it ticks him off anymore. I think Jake has learned to program critics, the media in general. Bradlee Pelt
learned playing practice
Obviously, we're playing a high-quality team. It's not something you can practice for. We learned a lot today. John Connell
learned
Most important, I have learned from my colleagues and students. James Tobin
learned merit school summer
I went from summer school to merit roll. I learned that the more you do in school, the better you will be in life. Harry Campbell
momentum team took
You never want to give the other team momentum for a long time, so fortunately we took it away. Jim Riccitelli
mom beach brother
Miami Beach - that's where I grew up, in a middle-class Jewish family led by my maternal grandfather. Me, my great-grandmother - a Holocaust survivor, who was my roommate - my grandparents, my mom and her brother all shared a four-bedroom house. Brett Ratner
momma
I am loving being Momma. I really, really am. Barbara Mandrell
mom feminist groups
Well, you know, I was raised by a 1970s feminist. My mom had a consciousness-raising group. I used to sit at the top of the stairs and listen to them. Ayelet Waldman
mom teacher dad
Dad worked his entire career as an aviation technician. Mom was a legal secretary who became a teacher. We lived a simple American life. Brian Sandoval
mom cancer awareness
I'm a huge breast cancer awareness advocate because my mom went through breast cancer recently. It really brought our family closer. Brenda Song
mom kids thinking
I'm always anxious when it comes to my kids. This always makes me feel very vulnerable. Sometimes you think you aren't a good mama, you always feel a bit guilty when you're a mom. You want to be everywhere. Carine Roitfeld
mom lunch care
I never had, like, a nanny that took care of me. My mom always fed me breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Miley Cyrus
mom dad shopping
Every day after work, my mom and I go shopping. My dad is about to kill me. I say, We need it, daddy! Miley Cyrus
teaching catholic stuff
I'm very interested in the history of Christianity, and what I can say for sure is that the Catholics and the Jesuits and stuff were very big on teaching and on learning. Ben Mendelsohn
teaching caring people
I have faith in young people because I know the strongest emotions which prevail are those of love and caring and belief and tolerance. Barbara Jordan
teacher believe eye
I believe in empathy. I believe in the kind of empathy that is created through imagination and through intimate, personal relationships. I am a writer and a teacher, so much of my time is spent interpreting stories and connecting to other individuals. It is the urge to know more about ourselves and others that creates empathy. Through imagination and our desire for rapport, we transcend our limitations, freshen our eyes, and are able to look at ourselves and the world through a new and alternative lens. Azar Nafisi
teacher brother home
We, Equality 7-2521, were not happy in those year in the Home of the Students. It was not that the learning was too hard for us. It was that the learning was too easy. This is a great sin, to be born with a head which is too quick. It is not good to be different from our brothers, but it is evil to be superior to them. The Teachers told us so, and they frowned when they looked at us. Ayn Rand
teacher water arseholes
I'd like to submit to Bad Science my teacher who gave us a handout which says that 'Water is best absorbed by the body when provided in frequent small amounts.' What I want to know is this. If I drink too much in one go, will it leak out off my arsehole instead? Thank you. Anton. Ben Goldacre
teaching israel numbers
The Jews themselves, of whom a considerable number were already scattered throughout the colonies, were true to the teachings of their prophets. The Jewish faith is predominantly the faith of liberty. Calvin Coolidge
teach
Teach me to do your will, for you are my God. Catherine McAuley
teacher war practice
Modern psychology teaches that experience is not merely the best teacher, but the only possible teacher.. There is no war between theory and practice. The most valuable experience demands both, and the theory should supplement the practice and not precede it. Charles Kettering
teacher book reading
We ought to reverence books; to look on them as useful and mighty things. If they are good and true, whether they are about religion, politics, farming, trade, law, or medicine, they are the message of Christ, the maker of all things - the teacher of all truth. Charles Kingsley
threw
I threw it away after the first week. Jeff Burton
threw time
The first time he threw at me, it was a touchdown, ... I'd go after me too. Juran Bolden
threw time
You don't really have much time to think about it. I didn't really look at the basket. Just kind of threw it up there in desperation. Adam Haluska
took
That play took a lot out of us. Patrick Smith
took
See? We've watched; we took that little insurance. You didn't like it, but we took it back away. Ron Hill
took
If you took some of the behavior that you see in the fashion world and put it anywhere else, it would just be embarrassing. Alice Temperley
took
We got shots, but we took them too quick. We didn't take our time. Julie Taylor
took
Everything was very different then. But when Owen took over the team, I really had a much better year. Romain Massaro
took
He took charge, and it made a big difference, Tom Daschle
took
I didn't think they would be that quick. They just took off. James Humphrey
took tour
Mohammad and I took a tour of the devastation. Jalal Farzaneh
took
That was pretty big for us. It took away their momentum. Jerry Sloan
trying speak live-by
I try to live by the principles the Bible speaks on. Brandon Marshall
trying keep-trying bastille
Yes, Bastille. I keep trying to get killed because it's inconvenient for you. Brandon Sanderson
trying why-not mindset
I changed my mindset and figured, Why not try to be really entertaining instrumentally? Brad Paisley
trying needs venture-capitalists
While I'm a venture capitalist who invests in early-stage tech companies, I often feel like a professional emailer and conference call maker. I try to spend most of my time doing whatever the companies we are investors in need me to do. Brad Feld
trying borders hopeless
It is hopeless to try to convert some borders into seams. Jane Jacobs
trying attention want
Zen taught me how to pay attention, how to delve, how to question and enter, how to stay with -- or at least want to try to stay with -- whatever is going on. Jane Hirshfield
trying worried projects
I haven't been worried about my image so much as I have been trying to find projects to push myself further than before. Cameron Diaz
trying knows can-do
You never know what you can do until you try, and very few try unless they have to. C. S. Lewis
trying students form
In my introductory course, Anthropology 160, the Forms of Folklore, I try to show the students what the major and minor genres of folklore are, and how they can be analyzed. Alan Dundes