Famous Quotes & Sayings

Baruch Spinoza

He who seeks equality between unequals seeks an absurdity.

Oliver Goldsmith

Every absurdity has a champion to defend it, for error is always talkative

Kurt Braunohler

I was writing this really long joke about the smell of poop, and I was like, 'What am I doing with my life?' I started to think about why I was a comedian, and then I came up with a reason for existence, which is: inserting absurdity or stupidity into strangers' lives in order to make the world a better place.

T. J. Miller

Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

Elfriede Jelinek

was made into an award-winning film, ''for her musical flow of voices and countervoices in novels and plays that with extraordinary linguistic zeal reveal the absurdity of society's cliches and their subjugating power.

I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy. I'll just walk around being real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me.

Leslie Williams

I'm most happy that my property value will go up.

Iain Dowie

I'm more than happy for Sven to come here,

M. Wolfe

I'm pretty proud of it. There's some other things that I could have done at different times, but overall, I was happy with my performance.

Daniel Ewing

I'm pretty excited. It's a happy moment for myself and my family.

Koren Robinson

I'm just happy, ... Happy that I can get the opportunity to do something I love, that's to play football. When someone tries to take something away from you that you love, it really makes you think about how special it is.

Tom Borrelli

I'm just happy for him, especially after the MAC Tournament. He bounced back well.

Greg Robbins

I'm just really happy about the way the program has expanded from what it was,

Chuck May

I'm just real happy for the kids. This means a lot to them.