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mom sleep years
But why didn't you just ask me?" I set down my fork and glare at her. "Because you were sleeping," She says, taking a sip if Chardonnay. "I was taking a nap, Mom. It wasn't intended to be some kind of Disney fairy-tale hundred-year snooze. Carl Jung
mom
I don't know what to say to someone who doesn't know what's going on with his mom and dad. Jack Bicknell
mom idols voice
'The Voice' has lots of singers who fit the 'Idol' mold of young, innocent ingenues with psycho stage moms. But it also has long-suffering adult pros, with a whiff of thirtysomething despair in their voices. That adds an edge of realness. Rob Sheffield
mom daughter mother
I went to bed feeling melancholy, wishing I could have poured out all my fears and insecurities to my mom. Wasn’t that what normal mothers and daughters did? Richelle Mead
mom brother children
My brother has two children now, so I've been playing aunt Renee. They're two and four. It's chaos. Moms out there, kudos to you. The cool thing about being an aunt is like, I can leave. No offense to my big brother Drew, but that is slavery. I dare you to take a shower. You can't do anything unless they let you. It's a dictatorship. They're little dictators in their crib. Renee Zellweger
mom listening grew
I grew up listening to oldies, like Motown. That's from my mom. Ryan Lochte
moments milestone
Life isn't about milestones, it's about moment Rose Kennedy
mom mma training
One of my mom's best lines is... You're not training to be the best in the world, you're training to be the best in the world on your worst day. Ronda Rousey
mom mind trying
I get asked that a lot and I always go back to my mom's, 'No one has the right to beat you.' I take that to every venue that I'm in. She would say, 'Someone has to be the best in the world, why not you?' I always try to keep that in mind.
witty opposites long
A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny. Umberto Eco
witty sex good-things
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. Truman Capote
witty humorous heart
Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds. Woody Allen
witty humorous ideas
I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.
witty self-esteem humorous
Your self-esteem is a notch below Kafka.
witty stories love-story
Count on Jill Shalvis for a witty, steamy, unputdownable love story. Robyn Carr
witty night years
Old Madame du Deffand and her friends talked for fifty years without stopping. And of it all, what remains? Perhaps three witty sayings. So that we are at liberty to suppose either that nothing was said, or that nothing witty was said, or that the fraction of three witty sayings lasted eighteen thousand two hundred and fifty nights, which does not leave a liberal allowance of wit for any one of them. Virginia Woolf
witty
They stayed away in droves. Samuel Goldwyn
witty chins
Keep a stiff upper chin.
funny-inspirational years half
I've been vegan for about 10 and a half years. It's been all good. I'm obviously much healthier Woody Harrelson
funny-inspirational funny-motivational worry
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened. Will Rogers
funny-inspirational opposites people
There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides. Terry Pratchett
funny-inspirational food weight-loss
More die in the United States of too much food than of too little. John Kenneth Galbraith
funny-inspirational iphone different
I've tried many different types of alarm apps, but the tried and true is the iPhone alarm. I like it because you can label your alarms. For my personal amusement, I've labeled them 3 a.m. for 'ridiculously early,' 3:30 is just 'early,' and 4 is 'slacker.' Savannah Guthrie
funny-inspirational men thinking
Men hunt I think maybe because they have something wrong with their own equipment and they need something else to shoot. Pamela Anderson
funny-inspirational accomplishment what-if
We all obsess about what we are doing and accomplishing. What if we let it go and simply made the way we live our lives our accomplishment? Maria Shriver
funny-inspirational giving done
When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop. Alan Perlis
funny-inspirational soul mind
Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on. Betty White