Famous Quotes & Sayings

Alan Perlis

When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.

Alan Kay

Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves.

Charles Lamb

Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.

Carolina Herrera

I can get ready in 10 minutes.

Dennis Miller

Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'... but first, you gotta have a dead end job so pathetic you're willing to kill five hours standing in line for a 1 in 25 million chance.

Elizabeth Meriwether

Funny women are honest women.

Elizabeth Olsen

Not since I was 10, trying to get Nick Vossler's attention in PE. 'Red Rover, Red Rover, send Nicholas right over!'

Chelsea Clinton

I'm a big health food freak and a vegetarian devotee.

Charlyne Yi

Interviewing is tough, especially if you don't know what you're looking for.

Betty White

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

Diane von Furstenberg

Generosity is the best investment.

Arthur Conan Doyle

I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.

Brian Kernighan

Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.

Carol Burnett

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

Ricky Gervais

You should bring something into the world that wasn't in the world before. It doesn't matter what that is. It doesn't matter if it's a table or a film or gardening-everyone should create. You should do something, then sit back and say 'I did that.'

Edsger Dijkstra

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

Donald Knuth

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.

Donald Knuth

Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.

Clint Eastwood

I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables.

Donald Trump

According to the group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, fish have feelings too. Whenever my sons go fishing they always tell me, "Dad it doesn't hurt a fish to get hooked." Well I watch and I see and I believe it's painful for the fish.

Adelle Davis

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.

Amy Klobuchar

Women tend to be problem solvers. We work together.

Amy Poehler

I've always dreamed of growing up to be Amy Poehler.

Ann Landers

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

Albert Einstein

Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.

Dr. Seuss

Poor empty pants With nobody inside them.

Dr. Seuss

If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up.

Don Marquis

Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.

Devon Aoki

I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow?

Allison Williams

She watched the first episode and she was like, 'This is feminism?' And then by the end of the season, she was like, 'This is feminism.' The tone changed completely. She was really psyched about it.

Clifton Fadiman

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.

Alicia Silverstone

Nothing's changed my life more. I feel better about myself as a person, being conscious and responsible for my actions and I lost weight and my skin cleared up and I got bright eyes and I just became stronger and healthier and happier. Can't think of anything better in the world to be but be vegan.

Rita Rudner

How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon?