Famous Quotes & Sayings

Betty White

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

Arthur Conan Doyle

I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.

Brian Kernighan

Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.

Carol Burnett

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

Edsger Dijkstra

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

Donald Knuth

Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.

Clint Eastwood

I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables.

Donald Trump

According to the group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, fish have feelings too. Whenever my sons go fishing they always tell me, "Dad it doesn't hurt a fish to get hooked." Well I watch and I see and I believe it's painful for the fish.

Adelle Davis

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.

Amy Klobuchar

Women tend to be problem solvers. We work together.

Amy Poehler

I've always dreamed of growing up to be Amy Poehler.

Ann Landers

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

Albert Einstein

Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.

Dr. Seuss

Poor empty pants With nobody inside them.

Dr. Seuss

If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up.

Don Marquis

Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.

Devon Aoki

I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow?

Clifton Fadiman

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.

Rita Rudner

How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon?

Rita Rudner

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

Robert A. Heinlein

Self awareness is NOT just a bunch of amino acids bumping together.

Steve McConnell

It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.

Steve McConnell

Good code is its own best documentation. As you're about to add a comment, ask yourself, "How can I improve the code so that this comment isn't needed?" Improve the code and then document it to make it even clearer.

Tom Jones

Plant a radish, get a radish, never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables, you know what they're about!

S. I. Hayakawa

I'm going to speak my mind because I have nothing to lose.

Stella McCartney

Someone from Manolo Blahnik went into my shop and said: 'These shoes are not vegetarian.' That's the highest compliment, because you just can't tell that they are, and they are. My mum taught me to have a soul.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

Shelley Winters

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

Rajneesh

Laughing, how can you fall asleep? It brings a state of no-mind and no-thought, and does not allow you to fall asleep.

Michelle Obama

There is no magic to achievement. It's really about hard work, choices, and persistence.

Shonda Rhimes

Everyone always says to me, 'Why aren't there more people of color on television?' I'm like, 'Why don't you ask a bunch of people who aren't putting people of color on television why there aren't more people of color on television?'

Sinclair Lewis

People will buy anything that is one to a customer.

Socrates

The rest of the world lives to eat, while I eat to live.