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funny-inspirational morning noon
How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon? Rita Rudner
funny-inspirational vegetables doubt
Plant a radish, get a radish, never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables, you know what they're about! Tom Jones
funny-inspirational mind speak
I'm going to speak my mind because I have nothing to lose. S. I. Hayakawa
funny-inspirational humorous weight-loss
I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. Shelley Winters
funny-inspirational hard-work persistence
There is no magic to achievement. It's really about hard work, choices, and persistence. Michelle Obama
funny-inspirational color people
Everyone always says to me, 'Why aren't there more people of color on television?' I'm like, 'Why don't you ask a bunch of people who aren't putting people of color on television why there aren't more people of color on television?' Shonda Rhimes
funny-inspirational weight-loss world
The rest of the world lives to eat, while I eat to live. Socrates
funny-inspirational sometimes remedy
To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy. Hippocrates
funny-inspirational physicians
Nature itself is the best physician.
humorous drinking mean
We had got as far as this, when who should walk in but the gentleman himself, who had been drinking his beer in the taproom and had heard the whole conversation. Who was I? What did I want? What did I mean by asking questions? He had a fine flow of language, and his adjectives were very vigorous. Arthur Conan Doyle
humorous should-have quirky
Any good broadcast, not just an Olympic broadcast, should have texture to it. It should have information, should have some history, should have something that's offbeat, quirky, humorous, and where called for it, should have journalism, and judiciously it should also have commentary. That's my ideal. Bob Costas
humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humorous bad-ass men
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. Chuck Norris
humorous majority vote
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. Thomas Reed
humorous shut-up pears
No. Now, shut up and eat your pears. Suzanne Collins
humorous america people
America is a nation of 270 million people: 100 million of them are gangsters, another 100 million are hustlers, 50 million are complete lunatics, and every single one of us is secretly in show business. Isn't that fabulous? Tom Robbins
humorous gay night
If it is gay, ribald and lascivious night-life you are after, Israel is not the place for you. The night clubs you do find are nearer in spirit to a YMCA than to dens of iniquity. George Mikes
weight-loss willpower ready
If you find you require willpower, you aren't ready to lose weight. Augusten Burroughs