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We had got as far as this, when who should walk in but the gentleman himself, who had been drinking his beer in the taproom and had heard the whole conversation. Who was I? What did I want? What did I mean by asking questions? He had a fine flow of language, and his adjectives were very vigorous. Arthur Conan Doyle
humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humorous bad-ass men
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. Chuck Norris
humorous majority vote
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. Thomas Reed
humorous shut-up pears
No. Now, shut up and eat your pears. Suzanne Collins
humorous america people
America is a nation of 270 million people: 100 million of them are gangsters, another 100 million are hustlers, 50 million are complete lunatics, and every single one of us is secretly in show business. Isn't that fabulous? Tom Robbins
humorous gay night
If it is gay, ribald and lascivious night-life you are after, Israel is not the place for you. The night clubs you do find are nearer in spirit to a YMCA than to dens of iniquity. George Mikes
humorous hands two
One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put 'em at ten o'clock and two o' clock. Never mind that . I put mine at 9:45 and 2:17. Gives me an extra half hour to get where I'm goin'. George Carlin
america casts count deciding needs president senator time wrong
A senator can be wrong for 20 years without consequence to the nation, ... But a president, a president, always casts the deciding vote. And in this time of challenge, America needs -- and America has -- a president we can count on to get it right. Dick Cheney
american-businessman time
As for football in L.A., it's going to take a loooong time before another team comes here. Leigh Steinberg
american-musician avenue boys convinced public stay
The boys on Pennsylvania Avenue have convinced a whole lot of the public that What's His Whiskers had something to do with 9/11. Stay tuned. Dave Blood
american-firstlady hot realize strong water woman
A woman is like a teabag - only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. Nancy Reagan
american-comedian bean gets writer
A writer is like a bean plant, he has his little day, and then he gets stringy. E. B. White
american-poet apple blossoms flowers glad infant plant sick silent
A world of blossoms for the bee, Flowers for the sick girl's silent room, For the glad infant sprigs of bloom, We plant with the apple tree. William Cullen Bryant
american-entertainer people
People are still engaged; they still want music, but they want a choice. So I say, just give the people what they want. It's so simple. Don Rose
america below north pricing volumes
North America volumes were below our estimate, but pricing was strong. Caroline Levy
america biggest few north past weakness
North America is where their biggest weakness has been over the past few years. Neil Mawston
people train year
People train for this all year like the Olympics. Michael White
people winter
People think, 'It's a winter hike, I don't have to take as much water,' but they do. Sarah Davis
people risen
People see me and they think, "He's risen from the dead. Richard M. Nixon
people stuff thinks weeks ya
People say this stuff like they just thought of it, ... Everyone thinks they're so clever. I'm like, 'Heard that two weeks ago. Where ya been?' Jon Jansen
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People recognize me on the street for all kinds of different things that I've done. 'That Thing You Do' remains to be my favorite film in which I played my favorite character. That role is the one that I'm most recognized for. Johnathon Schaech
people
People really dont know or they really aint watching, ... Got to give them something to see. Karlos Dansby
people spend
People spend what's there. If it's not there, they're not going to spend it. Howard Dvorkin
people
People sometimes have to be reminded, I'm not Frank Underwood. I'm an actor named Kevin Spacey. Kevin Spacey
people talk
People talk about the money, but it had nothing to do with the money, John Abraham