Quotes about funny-inspirational
funny-inspirational years half
I've been vegan for about 10 and a half years. It's been all good. I'm obviously much healthier Woody Harrelson
funny-inspirational class strikes
My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women. Woody Allen
funny-inspirational feelings want
I didn't want women to walk out of the dressing rooms feeling depressed and wanting a cocktail. Sara Blakely
funny-inspirational breast-cancer unhappy
I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance. Wanda Sykes
funny-inspirational funny-motivational worry
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened. Will Rogers
funny-inspirational sleep looks
I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids. Jonathan Raban
funny-inspirational wish common
Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable. Oliver Wendell Holmes
funny-inspirational research asking
Internet's been down most of the day [at work]. Doing research by just asking everyone what we remember to be true. What could possibly go wrong? Rachel Maddow
funny-inspirational party worry
There are so many distractions you can face as a woman, either with relationships or worrying about, Should I go to this party? or, Should I be doing this to help me get ahead? All [success] is, is doing your work and staying focused. It's boring advice, but boring good advice is what you can get from me! Mindy Kaling
funny-inspirational powerful groups
The standard four food groups are based on American agricultural lobbies. Why do we have a milk group? Because we have a National Dairy Council. Why do we have a meat group? Because we have an extremely powerful meat lobby. Marion Nestle
funny-inspirational long victory
This is a long-delayed, hard-won, and badly needed victory for millions of women. Patty Murray
funny-inspirational men thinking
Sexism is so five minutes ago. I think for the most part, people accept that women are as competent as men. Katie Couric
funny-inspirational men differences
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. Mark Twain
funny-inspirational rapper play
I'm in my dressing room about to play to a sold-out crowd at the O2 arena in Ireland. Name a female rapper who's ever done that and I will give you $100,000. Nicki Minaj
funny-inspirational demand programming
Software sucks because users demand it to. Nathan Myhrvold
funny-inspirational transition remember
The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering. Paul Reiser
funny-inspirational funny-motivational top-management
You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing. Paul Stanley
funny-inspirational succeed dies
I’m not going to die because I failed as someone else. I’m going to succeed as myself. Margaret Cho
funny-inspirational matter strange
For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here". Ashleigh Brilliant
funny-inspirational play funny-baseball
I'm glad I don't play anymore. I could never learn all those handshakes. Phil Rizzuto
funny-inspirational opposites people
There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides. Terry Pratchett
funny-inspirational thinking vegan
I think there's something odd about eating another living anything. Shania Twain
funny-inspirational littles
There's a little truth in all jive, and a little jive in all truth.
funny-inspirational food weight-loss
More die in the United States of too much food than of too little. John Kenneth Galbraith
funny-inspirational iphone different
I've tried many different types of alarm apps, but the tried and true is the iPhone alarm. I like it because you can label your alarms. For my personal amusement, I've labeled them 3 a.m. for 'ridiculously early,' 3:30 is just 'early,' and 4 is 'slacker.' Savannah Guthrie
funny-inspirational men thinking
Men hunt I think maybe because they have something wrong with their own equipment and they need something else to shoot. Pamela Anderson
funny-inspirational accomplishment what-if
We all obsess about what we are doing and accomplishing. What if we let it go and simply made the way we live our lives our accomplishment? Maria Shriver
funny-inspirational people know-it-all
The dumbest people I know are those who know it all. Malcolm Forbes
funny-inspirational inspirational-life integrity
To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
funny-inspirational generosity investment
Generosity is the best investment. Diane von Furstenberg
funny-inspirational giving done
When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop. Alan Perlis
funny-inspirational spring fools-day
Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever. Charles Lamb
funny-inspirational vegan-food vegetarian
I'm a big health food freak and a vegetarian devotee. Chelsea Clinton