Famous Quotes & Sayings

Len Wiseman

The three-breasted woman was very much at the top of my list in [original 'Total recall']. Like I said, I was fourteen! I remember Arnold [Schwarzenegger] pulling that big tracker out of his nose and freaking out about that. I remember going through the immigration booth where their face splits open with that heavyset redheaded lady. So there were a lot of these little moments that I remember.

Marcus Aurelius

There are three relations [between thee and other things]: the one to the body which surrounds thee; the second to the divine cause from which all things come to all; and the third to those who live with thee.

Sid Waddell

One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time

Natalie Goldberg

First thoughts have tremendous energy. The internal censor usually squelches them, so we live in the realm of second and third thoughts, thoughts on thought, twice and three times removed from the direct connection of the first fresh flash.

Leonard Cohen

Journalists, especially English journalists, were very cruel to me. They said I only knew three chords when I knew five!

Lars von Trier

I know that I cannot be with a person for three hours without saying at least ten things that would kill me.

Phyllis Diller

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.

Saul Perlmutter

We have a remarkably complete picture in many ways - and it could be that we're not accounting for something that's almost three-quarters of the entire universe

Scoot McNairy

To have three movies coming out at the same time - I probably will never have that again in my life.

Andre Braugher

I just like the joyous aspect of playing comedy.

Paul Merton

I really don't take any interest at all in contemporary comedy.

Kristen Wiig

I don't know about the romantic comedy route, although never say never.

Margaret Cho

Comedy is quite a difficult place for queers and for women.

Margaret Cho

Comedy was all I ever wanted.

Margaret Cho

I do love the road, because for me, the road is very comfortable, and it's very much what I've always wanted to do. It's one of the most appealing things about comedy for me, so I do really have an affection for it.

Ivan Reitman

Evolution ... Just the right formula of science and comedy may get moviegoers through the door

Marty Feldman

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

Paula Patton

Comedy is not supposed to be funny. Its supposed to tell the truth and then that's funny.

A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.

Barack Obama

Part of the reason that our politics seems so tough right now and facts and science and argument does not seem to be winning the day all the time is because we're hardwired not to always think clearly when we're scared. And the country's scared.