Related Quotes
funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
missing officially
Officially there are 166 dead, and another 125 missing and presumed dead, Carlos Alberto
missing points start team time
Sometimes we have a team down 20 points and then start missing some shots. That's when we need to clamp down on defense. It's not easy, but at the same time we've got to do it. Shawn Marion
missing vines widowed
Drooping along the ground the vine misses its widowed elm. Juvenal
missing bigs plenty
I've had plenty of big hits and plenty of big misses. Bret Michaels
missing sake want
I miss doing a series, but I don't want to do a series for a series' sake. Bobby Sherman
missing-you people too-much
It's better for people to miss you than to have seen too much of you. Edward Norton
missing would-be capable
I am not up to this. I am not capable. I thought I would be, but I'm not. Some part of me is missing, and I cannot do this. David Nicholls
missing move next
We go out and do our best, ... but we have to move on to our next missing person. Danny Miller
missing pitch teams three wish
We were one pitch away from missing the playoffs. I wish there was another way, but with 13 teams there is no other way. In two or three games, anything can happen. Tracy Powell
lasts research asks
Do your own market research; ask your last ten customers exactly why they bought from you. Brian Tracy
lasts christmas-eve shame
I'm a last-minute shopper. I end up at the mall or somewhere on Christmas Eve. It's a shame. Brad Paisley
lasts problem found
A region is an area safely larger than the last one to whose problems we found no solution. Jane Jacobs
lasts resorts court
The court of last resort is no longer the Supreme Court. It's 'Nightline.' Alan Dershowitz
lasts costumes tradition
Actually I have a tradition that I always steal my last costume on the last day of filming. Channing Tatum
lasts way felt
I truly felt that was going to be my last tour. So here we are again and I'm saying this will probably be my last tour. That's truly the way I'm looking at it. Janet Jackson
lasts debate brown
There are 101 websites out there for debate - this was a blatant last attempt to get someone to stand against Gordon Brown. Diane Abbott
lasts roles dignity
You know, even when the material wasn't so good, I've gotten to work with the greats, and I've always given it my best shot. I'm satisfied with my work. I could stop tomorrow, and if Bright Young Things was my last role, I could say I tidied it up with dignity. Dan Aykroyd
lasts problem said
No," I said finally. "Slowness in Answering," she said into the handheld. "When's the last time you slept?" "1940" I said promptly, which is the problem with Quickness in Answering. Connie Willis